Eric Noah, post in this thread. Everyone else stay out.

[Kae'Yoss]

I am NOT Eric Noah. I should stay out, but I don't. And there's nothing you can do about it! Ha!

 

[Shieldhaven]

Two Eric(k)s diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

(With apologies to Robert Frost, Eric Noah, Erik Mona, the people of southern Bangladesh, the Templars, and Piratecat.)

Haven

 

[Gold Roger]

My hate of Eric Noah know no limit!

Olaf the Stout

Hat. The e is silent.

 

[Matchstick]

Save the Librarian, save the world.

 

[Darklone]

"Noah....I am God. Build me a large ship and gather two of every kind together so that they can reproduce and repopulate the world"

(Pause)

"Oh! You are Eric Noah. Never mind. Don't build a ship. You can't swim can you? You haven't reproduced have you? Please tell me you haven't reproduced!"

That's wrong.

[GAWD]"Noah... I am Gawd. Build me a large black and yellow homepage and gather two of every kind (ruleslawyers and rulesmonkeys, geeks and nerds, powergamers and munchkins, storytellers and status quo setting fans...) so that they can publish d20 stuff and ....
KEEP OUT OF THE REST OF MY CREATION!"[/GAWD]

 

[Particle_Man]

Noah built the ark, but then it was attacked by Eric the Red. Before the bloody-minded viking could be stopped, all the unicorns, dragons, manticores, and many other fantastical creatures were slaughtered.

But then Noah and Eric saw each other across the animal corpses, fell in love, and gave birth to their love child....

Eric Noah!

(I will leave it as an exercise for the reader as to how this last part occured. Popular theories include a false beard for Eric the Red).

 

[GlassEye]

I'm the E to the R, I, C, the No, the Ah,
And can't no other Noah put it down like me.

I'm Noahlicious (so delicious)

 

[Nightfall]

[Scene from Futurama set aboard Noah's Ark]

Gay Hippie: They called me crazy for building this ark.
Old Hippie: You ARE crazy. You filled it with same sex animal couples.
Gay Hippie: Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like.

There. You gots your politics and religion all in one post, just like Grandma likes. Or doesn't like. I forget...

Well it's certainly good you used that one.

 

[Olaf the Stout]

Hat. The e is silent.

Are you sure? I even went back and checked the original post from A Silent Wail. Or at least I thought it was his post.

Olaf the Stout

 

[greywulf]

I wanted to be Eric Noah when I grew up and look what happened.