It's probably about time to reveal this, because many of you are going to find out soon enough anyway and be crushed by the knowledge. (Perhaps you should secure a therapist appointment now, before reading further.)
Eric Noah is responsible for about half of the user accounts on this message board. He has an exhaustive list of false identities and an elaborate system of tracking his personalities and previous messages in order to maintain the illusion of board popularity. Most of the comments in this thread? His.
Heck, there's a good possibility I'm Eric Noah, too. Sometimes I get so caught up in the hoax that I forget where I end and "Eric" begins.