Eric Noah, post in this thread. Everyone else stay out.

[Driddle]

eric noah = a rich one ?
i no reach ?
ein roach ?
one chair ?
oar niche ?

I don't get it. What's the secret transposition?

 

[Phaedrus]

What is the sound of one of Eric Noah's hand's clapping?

 

[hafrogman]

You enter a room. In the middle of the room stands Eric Noah with a pie.

You want Eric Noah.

What do you do?

Two engineers are chatting, and one is riding a bicycle and eating a pie. Engineer 2 says "where'd you get the pie and bike?"

And his friend replies "Well, Eric noah rode up to me, jumped off his bike, threw a pie down on the ground, ripped his clothes off and said 'Take whatever you want!'"

"Good choice, the clothes were all ripped and Eric would have been too chewy."

 

[Thunderfoot]

Irrefutable PROOF, that I am Eric Noah!

My name is Eric. (As many of you know already)
I have a son. (also known, though to a lesser extent)
He has a friend. (hopefully a given, though to a few of you, this may be a foreign concept)
That friend's name is Noah. (Not known, but easily verified)
Therefore, I am Eric Noah! (TA DA!)

 

[ssampier]

You asked for it!

*rubs eyes*

I'm seeing double.

 

[Xyanthon]

I have been sealed in a steel container with a bottle of whiskey and a cat. In the course of an hour, I may have drank the bottle and become Eric Noah or I may not have drank the bottle given it to the cat and he may be Eric Noah and I may not be Eric Noah…Oh just get me out of the darn box!

 

[caudor]

I'm Ericway Oahnay

(so I can post here because that's Eric Noah in pig latin)

 

[Kae'Yoss]

What is the sound of one of Eric Noah's hand's clapping?

Isn't that "sound of one hand clapping" zen-lingo for masturbation?

You walk into a pie.

You see a room eating Eric Noah.

What do you do?

I green the running.

 

[Joël of the FoS]

If Eric Noah fall in the pie, and nobody's around, does he makes noise?

 

[EricNoah]

If Eric Noah fall in the pie, and nobody's around, does he makes noise?

Yes. Oh yes indeed.