Eric Noah, post in this thread. Everyone else stay out.

[Driddle]

You enter a room. In the middle of the room stands Eric Noah with a pie.

You want Eric Noah.

What do you do?

 

[howandwhy99]

What do you do?

I eat the pie twice

I am Eric Noah

There is no room

 

[Angel Tarragon]

You walk into a room.

Eric Noah is eating half a pie.

Erik Mona is eating half a pie.

You want pie.

What do you do?

 

[Lanefan]

I also invented Ryan Dancey, the concept of "managing a brand" and also 3rd Edition. It's actually all an elaborate hoax. Look really carefully at your "3E" PHB -- you'll see that it's just random cut-and-paste from 2E's PHB plus some stuff from Combat & Tactics 2E and Player's Option 2E, and some stuff from Alternity. And the Complete Book of Elves.

And the "E" in 1E, 2E, 3E etc. stands for?

Yep, that's right. ERIC!

Lanefan

 

[GeorgeFields]

And the Complete Book of Elves.

And we find the root of the problem...

 

[Slife]

You walk into a pie.

You see a room eating Eric Noah.

What do you do?

 

[Allensh]

My question, of course, is what is the connection between Eric Noah and Eric the Half-a-Bee?


Allen

 

[Jakar]

Eric Noah walks into a bar. The guy behind him ducks and laughs.

 

[Remathilis]

What's the difference between Eric Noah and a dozen dead [kobolds]?

I don't have a dozen dead [kobolds] locked in my basement.

 

[Wolf72]

At Thermopylae, 300 Eric Noahs stood before an army of millions. They died to the last Eric Noah but the toll they took on the persian army broke it's will to fight and saved greece.

What they didn't write down was that thousands of other ENworlders who were driven ahead by the Eric Noahs ... only after the ENworlders had sacrificed themselves did the Eric Noahs join the battle.

the Oracle at donuts said that a great king would be killed, which Eric Noah was that?