Napftor
Explorer
...Erotica?
In a bold move by Wizards of the Coast, they will begin redoing all of the current errata for their products to include lewd bits of pornography. I emailed the company to request the veracity of the rumor and for an explanation. The reply I got was from someone in their new Errata Dept. named Margin Uverra:
"Well Napftor, since errata is always going to happen no matter what kind of brainiacs the company thinks its got, there were a few who thought of this idea. We formed our own department here in Wizards' basement and downloaded the errata that was put out so far or was in the develpment stage. Then we surfed the net for every scrap of medieval fantasy porn we could get our hands on and inserted a pic next to every paragraph that contains more than 2 sentences. Might as well make it fun to read since you poor schmoes gotta read it anyway! Thanks for your questein and watch for official erotica to hit the info superhighway shortly.
Margin Uverra
Errata Dept.
oops! "questein" above should read as "question". I'll send you an updated email Napftor when I locate an appropriate scrap of porn."
I, for one, am happy with the news and hope other publishers will follow this new and exciting direction for the game.
In a bold move by Wizards of the Coast, they will begin redoing all of the current errata for their products to include lewd bits of pornography. I emailed the company to request the veracity of the rumor and for an explanation. The reply I got was from someone in their new Errata Dept. named Margin Uverra:
"Well Napftor, since errata is always going to happen no matter what kind of brainiacs the company thinks its got, there were a few who thought of this idea. We formed our own department here in Wizards' basement and downloaded the errata that was put out so far or was in the develpment stage. Then we surfed the net for every scrap of medieval fantasy porn we could get our hands on and inserted a pic next to every paragraph that contains more than 2 sentences. Might as well make it fun to read since you poor schmoes gotta read it anyway! Thanks for your questein and watch for official erotica to hit the info superhighway shortly.
Margin Uverra
Errata Dept.
oops! "questein" above should read as "question". I'll send you an updated email Napftor when I locate an appropriate scrap of porn."
I, for one, am happy with the news and hope other publishers will follow this new and exciting direction for the game.
