Eulogize your favorite slaughtered sacred cow.

[jensun]

Goodbye simulationism, you will not be missed.

Au revoir necromancers, conjurors, illusionists, druids, bards, barbarians, psionicists and everything else we will see in a year or so's time.

 

[WarlockLord]

Good-bye, save-or-dies. We made those worthless monsters suffer.

 

[Family]

I'll read a nice poem at the funeral, something with imagery.

"And gentleman in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed, and hold their manhood cheap, while any speaks, that fought with us upon St Crispins Day!" King Henry V

I prefer "Here lies my beloved [Need for a Cleric], my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross." Firefly

 

[Exquisite Dead Guy]

Good riddance to commoner killing house cats! "Heh heh, just kidding Mr. Fluffy. No, down boy... bad kitty! Auuuuggh, my spleen!!"

 

[Shadeydm]

I will miss you Suspension of Disbelief my old friend. You added so much to my early days of DnD. You were bloodied by the Bo9S and mortally wounded by $E.
Farewell
RIP

 

[Andor]

Goodbye simulationism immersion, you will not be missed.

Fixed it for you.

 

[jensun]

Fixed it for you.

No you didnt.

Also, please dont do that, its very rude, smiley or no smiley.

Finally if you cant find immersion then you arent looking hard enough.

 

[mach1.9pants]

Although a late eulogy- goodbye, and how I will miss the table on page 192 of the 1st E AD&D DMG: is my randomly encountered Harlot a Brazen Strumpet (11-25%) or maybe a Rich Panderer (99-00%)? If only I knew what all those terms meant

With respect to 3.xE goodbye to crafting rules, how I wish I could make my own armour

 

[Thunderfoot]

All I gotta say is I don't want any of you all to say my eulogy.

"We are gathered here to remember Ken, beloved father and husband. Goodbye and good riddance, let you never rear your ugly, broken face again!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

 

[IanArgent]

With respect to 3.xE goodbye to crafting rules, how I wish I could make my own armour

Same way you make a magic item, it costs you the purchase price in time materials, etc... To follow up on a phrase I've seen leveled at 3.5 magic items - the GP economy is a point-buy enhancement system. The 4E money rules formalize this in a lot of ways. It does mean that the PCs do not participate in the world economy under the same rules as the NPCs. I'm OK with that; I'm not running an economic game. The economy exists to give me a macguffin. The world economy exists to serve the needs of the story, not the other way around.