Shadeus said:
When I first read the topic, I thought it read: Evard's Black Testicles. All I could think of was: ouch!
Sorry 'bout that. Funny stuff with mild ToEE spoilers to follow
My gnome illusionist, Quimby Shoddywick, has a penchant for strange logic which creates some particulary amusing situations.
The human wizard in our group is was collecting "spell components" as an initiation task into a mage's guild in Verbobonc. Well, one of the "components" he harvested was the testicles of an ogre who has since been resurrected an would like to return the favor! You can imagine the ribbing the poor wizard got when ever he rolled a body after that!
As it turned out, our party ended up getting captured by the Air Temple. The high priest of the temple presented an offer: We retrieve his Tentacle Rod from the Fire Temple in one weeks time and he would release our cleric - who the high priest would hold (and torture) in the meantime.
Quimby, in typical gnomish fashion, quipped, "Testicle rod? Oh! Dear gods, he wants his ROD back! Oh heavens. First it was the ogre - spell components Baf Wif said. Huh! What has that leacherous young wizard done now?! Truely, this is a most uncomfortable situation. By the golden balls of Garl Glittergold himself, when will that lad learn tis generally best to leave their what-nots unmolested?!"
