Experience Point: Become a Fit-Beard

I don’t have any clue as to how many fantasy RPG PCs I’ve played over the 30+ years I’ve been gaming. It’s a lot. Easily over a hundred. And they’ve been all over the spectrum in most ways I can think of from naughty to nice, wizards to warriors, stealthy to spectacular. There has been a big variety that has stretched my creativity in all sorts of ways, except when it comes to fitness...

I don’t have any clue as to how many fantasy RPG PCs I’ve played over the 30+ years I’ve been gaming. It’s a lot. Easily over a hundred. And they’ve been all over the spectrum in most ways I can think of from naughty to nice, wizards to warriors, stealthy to spectacular. There has been a big variety that has stretched my creativity in all sorts of ways, except when it comes to fitness. There I seem to be pretty unimaginative and that’s kind of hilarious.

When I’m playing a character who is out there having adventures, delving dungeons, and slaying all manner of bad guys, I more or less think of them as being in fantastic physical shape. And I mean on a certain level it makes a lot of sense. If you spend 50% of your day walking, 25% climbing out of ten foot deep pits, and the remaining 25% swinging a greatsword, you’ve probably got a vanishingly small percentage of body fat and rock-hard abs. Even my wizard type characters aren’t pudgy and out of shape, owing that they mostly hoof it everywhere (until they learn Teleport anyway) and carry everything they own on their back. Spellbooks aren’t weightless you know!

I have had, to the best of my recollection, one (1) PC who was fat and that’s because I rolled it as a disadvantage in Powers & Perils in approximately 1989. It was so notable a feature that the character was named “Chubbs” (I was a little less mature back then). I don’t recall Chubbs ever getting played a whole lot. But then again we rolled up lots of characters who got played little or none back then.

This is a bit of a generalization, but I’d venture to say most D&D characters are pretty fit. It makes sense if you think about it: You have complete freedom over this aspect of your character. Even if the rest of your stats are rolled randomly, you get to choose how you look. Paging through most of the art for fantasy games, you don’t see too many couch potato looking folks in the lineup. If being physically fit is as easy as writing the words, “Six foot two and 185 pounds of rippling muscle” into an “Appearance” blank on your character sheet, hey, why not?

It is, alas, not so easy outside the land of Greyhawk. Here most of us have doctors telling us that we could stand to lose a few pounds and cut down on the salt in our diet. I’m not going to sugar-coat this (says the diabetic): Gamers especially have a reputation for not being in top physical condition. The term “fatbeard” is there because it is frequently earned.

I’m not saying fat people are bad people. Far from it. But we know, especially as we get older, carrying extra pounds and being in poor physical shape leads to a host of other physical problems. Getting some exercise and acting a bit more like our player characters in that regard is a way to prove that Wis is not your dump stat.

I coach people a lot about fitness and I struggle not to feel like a hypocrite. My weight isn’t horrible (I weighed 187 a week ago and I’m six feet tall) but my exercise regimen is often sporadic. I’ve been sick a LOT this winter and that hasn’t helped either. I’m doing my best to get back to regular exercise, which, for me, is mostly running on my treadmill.

This is my chosen form of exercise not because I love running on my treadmill, but because it is the least objectionable form of exercise I’ve been able to find. It allows me to get rid of a lot of the variables, any one of which might push me from “willing to exercise” to “screw that, I’ll play a computer game and eat a bag of chips.” My treadmill is sitting five feet away from where I type this so there is no driving to the gym. And it’s never too hot or too cold or too rainy or too anything in my office such that I can’t get on there and run. Plus, it’s facing my computer screen, which means that I can listen to music or even watch a movie while I’m running if I want. I’ve completely set myself up to succeed. And yet sometimes I STILL don’t!

I’ve built other structures into my life over the last year to help me succeed when it comes to fitness. One of them was joining Fitocracy, which is a really cool website that appeals to the gamer in me. You get experience points for doing workouts, which in turn allows you to level up. You can earn achievements for doing different kinds of workouts. There are even quests you can complete by doing certain combinations of workouts. The Paperboy (where you bike a certain distance and then run as fast as you can for a half mile to simulate being chased by a dog) and Evolve (where you swim, do pullups, and run a mile in a single workout) encourage you to diversify your workouts. I know it sounds silly but those sorts of things motivate me and I generally feel better about them than the achievements I earn playing computer games.

In addition, I’ve started a group on Fitocracy (Scott Moore Coaching) so that some of my friends and I can keep track of each other’s progress, offer encouragement, and have friendly competitions with each other. This too has helped in terms of accountability and encouragement. Both of those are huge motivators in the coaching I do, so why not employ them for my own fitness goals too?

Another thing I’ve noticed for both myself and the clients I’ve worked with on fitness is: how you keep score is pretty important. Lots of folks want to lose weight and that’s a good thing. But tracking pounds lost is invariably a game of diminishing returns. The closer you get to your ideal weight, the smaller the numbers are going to be if you are strictly going by pounds lost. Instead, I encourage people to track the how often and how long they work out or the amount of reps they do or weight they lift. Those numbers will increase and are, to me, more fun to track.

I’d like to encourage any of you who are out there hoping to get into better shape to join our group (it’s mostly gamers in there anyway). If you are just starting out, you’ll fit right in with those of us who struggle to get our butts moving. And if you’ve been successfully working out for years now, join us and pay it forward. We could all use the help!

How do you find the motivation to get in or stay in shape? Have you found ways to make exercise fun? Or do you just put your head down and power through no matter what?
 

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Dannyalcatraz

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Actually, the closest I ever got to LARPing was doing some NERO sparring in Austin. Ad I have played Laser Tag with the home stuff, not at the places they own.

The sports I played were more traditional: soccer, football, volleyball, weightlifting, bowling & frisbee were my main participatory sports, with occasional forays into hockey (in a gym with a ball)baseball/softball, basketball and the odd track & field events when someone needed a warm body to make a full team, avoid a forfeit or some such.
 

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Nytmare

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A few more things came to mind. We have gotten into the habit of combining both geocaching and disc golf with the "Zombie, Run!" app. http://www.appbrain.com/app/zombie-run/net.peterd.zombierun That would be combining geocaching and zombies, or disc golf and zombies, not geocaching, disc golf, AND zombies.

What I have NOT tried yet is the similarly named "Zombies, Run!" app https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sixtostart.zombiesrun&hl=en that I think I was super excited about when it was a kickstarter. I am not sure if they lived up to their original goals, but at the same time, I'm not a runner by any stretch of the imagination.

Something else that I've been meaning to get involved in is a local branch of Ludocity (http://ludocity.org/) that play a lot of what they refer to as "street games" and "new sports." Think "tag for grownups meets Calvin Ball" and you're probably heading in the right direction.
 

Jhaelen

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A few more things came to mind. We have gotten into the habit of combining both geocaching and disc golf with the "Zombie, Run!" app. http://www.appbrain.com/app/zombie-run/net.peterd.zombierun That would be combining geocaching and zombies, or disc golf and zombies, not geocaching, disc golf, AND zombies.
Geocaching is something that I also find interesting. One of the few things I enjoyed in school sport was orienteering hikes and I still enjoy taking walks from time to time to explore areas in my local area that I didn't know before. The only problem about it: It takes so much time, so I rarely actually do it.

In school sport I also enjoyed playing table tennis and badminton - the only problem was: I was never any good at either. Even well before I was overweight I was never good at any kind of sports and frankly not interested.
I've always been a couch potato, even as a child. I vastly preferred to stay at home reading books, playing and designing board games or writing stuff for my roleplaying games to running about outdoors, playing soccer or what have you. Not much has changed, except these days I spend most of my time in front of a computer and I'm slowly but inevitably putting on weight. I don't think my diet is at fault: I'm a vegetarian and I drink still water almost exclusively.

I think it's really just that I'm not doing any kind of exercise and while it didn't seem to have any negative consequences in the past, it's becoming a problem as I'm gettting older (I'm in my forties now).
 

Dannyalcatraz

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It just occurs to me that Geocaching would be something modern vampires might enjoy...as a form of food delivery.

"Man, according to this, that big box is what we're looking for!"
 

odinfellhammer

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Keeping up with my younger brothers are my inspiration who run marathons and 10ks. I have taken karate for 10 yrs. Now I practice about an 2hrs on weekends. Also, I go to Planet fitnees twice a week. I run 3miles or bike 6miles. I do curls on the machines and crunches. At 41, I am in pretty good shape. I am a 33 waist not the 30 that I was in HS.
 

Dannyalcatraz

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Update: since initiating the daily doggie drag in mid-January, I have lost 11lbs as of this morning.

We're going to have a few days hiatus to the program due to rain & T-storms.
 

BASHMAN

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I wouldn't mind some advice on managing the insatiable hunger that follows the early phases of my "I'm really going to get fit this time and stay that way" workouts. In the first 2-3 weeks, when I'm most in need of seeing results, my appetite pretty much explodes and even focusing on vegetables and high fiber foods to try and get a sense of "fullness" I usually offset my gains and too often it derails the whole project.

At first, all I did was limit myself to 1 helping at meals and no eating after 9pm. In addition, I cut out obviously bad-for-you foods like ice cream and deep fried anything. If I was hungry between meals, or afterwards I had an apple or a yogurt. My usual breakfast was 1.5 servings of grapenuts with milk the first week, and sometimes had it for lunch too. This along with walking 30 minutes a day, I lost significant weight in a week. But as you go on, you have to do more to get results (metabolism actually slows as you lose weight, and your exercise gets diminishing returns because you weigh less, and therefor exert less force to do the same amount of movement as before).

Later, I began using MyFitnessPal. This is a no-brainer... as long as you actually do it. Put in your weight. It will tell you how many calories you can have per day to lose X amount of weight per week. Input everything you eat. Do it honestly and be accurate. Input all your exercise (again, never over-estimate; be realistic) which will add calories remaining to your total for the day. As long as you don't go over your "Maintain Current Weight" calorie total, and stay under it most of the time, you will lose weight.

Regarding foods to cut out- there is no magic bullet, but there are some foods you ought to cut down on. Grains being one of them. If I have a meal involving tortillas for instance, I have ONE tortilla. If I want more of the other stuff, I can eat it with a fork. Note that I'm not saying "stop eating carbs". Just be aware of which foods you can have more of. I'd rather eat more chicken than a little bit more tortilla. Think of things in a Calorie to Volume ratio regarding fullness. 100 Calories of chicken is a lot bigger than 100 calories of tortilla, and lot bigger than 100 calories of butter.

Other thoughts: eat a salad with dinner every night.
Hungry for a snack: a high protein snack like greek yogurt or nuts may satiate you a lot longer than a granola bar.
 

Dannyalcatraz

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Yout body's need for protein is one of the biggest drivers of hunger. When you exercise, your body wants protein to help build/rebuild muscle tissue, leading to appetite eruption.

While I enjoy yoghurt, it's best if you get the plain stuff and add your own fruit, nuts or what have you. That way, you avoid the added sugars.

Another classic hunger buster: an apple (perhaps with cinnamon) with a serving of cheese. Forms some very nice complete proteins, is crunchy, and given the variety of cheeses and apples, can have a wide panoply flavor combos. Cheddar and American are pretty common choices, and its hard to go wrong with a Red Delicious apple, though Galas, Fujis, Ambrosias and Honeycrisps are awesome options as well.

Trail mix- especially homemade- can also be an excellent option. A mix of fruits, nuts, and seeds can offer sugars, proteins, complex textures, and- should you so desire- a mix of salty, tart & sweet that is hard to beat. Added to yoghurt- see above- and you've got a real winner.
 
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TreChriron

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I started Crossfit in November, a week's vacation in December, then had a heart attack Jan 22nd. Had a few stents placed in the ticker, and it's humming like a new 20 year old's machine. Just started back this week (I go MON - WED - FRI) and I love it! I dropped 11 pounds in the two weeks leading up to the work outs. I am also following the Paleo diet, and the change has helped my asthma tremendously. All in all, I feel I'm on the right track to get this weight off, and NOT to repeat the heart attack again. Ever. Frankly, I'm just tired of being fat and I'm tired of being a stereo-type!
 

There's another aspect which is not really being touched on here. Sure, there's health; but there's also - and I hate to use the word, because it immediately makes it a negative, and it's not - vanity. Not vanity in the sense that you act like a shallow cartoon type charicature from some Hollywood soap, but in the sense that it *is* nice to feel reasonably attractive. Admittedly, few of us (as in humans) are gonna look like movie stars, but it's within most peoples' power to look presentable. And that really does affect one's self-esteem, too.

i will admit this was a big driver for me. I liked being in shape because of how it made me feel, but i also enjoyed how it made me look.
 

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