Experience Point: Become a Fit-Beard

I don’t have any clue as to how many fantasy RPG PCs I’ve played over the 30+ years I’ve been gaming. It’s a lot. Easily over a hundred. And they’ve been all over the spectrum in most ways I can think of from naughty to nice, wizards to warriors, stealthy to spectacular. There has been a big variety that has stretched my creativity in all sorts of ways, except when it comes to fitness...

I don’t have any clue as to how many fantasy RPG PCs I’ve played over the 30+ years I’ve been gaming. It’s a lot. Easily over a hundred. And they’ve been all over the spectrum in most ways I can think of from naughty to nice, wizards to warriors, stealthy to spectacular. There has been a big variety that has stretched my creativity in all sorts of ways, except when it comes to fitness. There I seem to be pretty unimaginative and that’s kind of hilarious.

When I’m playing a character who is out there having adventures, delving dungeons, and slaying all manner of bad guys, I more or less think of them as being in fantastic physical shape. And I mean on a certain level it makes a lot of sense. If you spend 50% of your day walking, 25% climbing out of ten foot deep pits, and the remaining 25% swinging a greatsword, you’ve probably got a vanishingly small percentage of body fat and rock-hard abs. Even my wizard type characters aren’t pudgy and out of shape, owing that they mostly hoof it everywhere (until they learn Teleport anyway) and carry everything they own on their back. Spellbooks aren’t weightless you know!

I have had, to the best of my recollection, one (1) PC who was fat and that’s because I rolled it as a disadvantage in Powers & Perils in approximately 1989. It was so notable a feature that the character was named “Chubbs” (I was a little less mature back then). I don’t recall Chubbs ever getting played a whole lot. But then again we rolled up lots of characters who got played little or none back then.

This is a bit of a generalization, but I’d venture to say most D&D characters are pretty fit. It makes sense if you think about it: You have complete freedom over this aspect of your character. Even if the rest of your stats are rolled randomly, you get to choose how you look. Paging through most of the art for fantasy games, you don’t see too many couch potato looking folks in the lineup. If being physically fit is as easy as writing the words, “Six foot two and 185 pounds of rippling muscle” into an “Appearance” blank on your character sheet, hey, why not?

It is, alas, not so easy outside the land of Greyhawk. Here most of us have doctors telling us that we could stand to lose a few pounds and cut down on the salt in our diet. I’m not going to sugar-coat this (says the diabetic): Gamers especially have a reputation for not being in top physical condition. The term “fatbeard” is there because it is frequently earned.

I’m not saying fat people are bad people. Far from it. But we know, especially as we get older, carrying extra pounds and being in poor physical shape leads to a host of other physical problems. Getting some exercise and acting a bit more like our player characters in that regard is a way to prove that Wis is not your dump stat.

I coach people a lot about fitness and I struggle not to feel like a hypocrite. My weight isn’t horrible (I weighed 187 a week ago and I’m six feet tall) but my exercise regimen is often sporadic. I’ve been sick a LOT this winter and that hasn’t helped either. I’m doing my best to get back to regular exercise, which, for me, is mostly running on my treadmill.

This is my chosen form of exercise not because I love running on my treadmill, but because it is the least objectionable form of exercise I’ve been able to find. It allows me to get rid of a lot of the variables, any one of which might push me from “willing to exercise” to “screw that, I’ll play a computer game and eat a bag of chips.” My treadmill is sitting five feet away from where I type this so there is no driving to the gym. And it’s never too hot or too cold or too rainy or too anything in my office such that I can’t get on there and run. Plus, it’s facing my computer screen, which means that I can listen to music or even watch a movie while I’m running if I want. I’ve completely set myself up to succeed. And yet sometimes I STILL don’t!

I’ve built other structures into my life over the last year to help me succeed when it comes to fitness. One of them was joining Fitocracy, which is a really cool website that appeals to the gamer in me. You get experience points for doing workouts, which in turn allows you to level up. You can earn achievements for doing different kinds of workouts. There are even quests you can complete by doing certain combinations of workouts. The Paperboy (where you bike a certain distance and then run as fast as you can for a half mile to simulate being chased by a dog) and Evolve (where you swim, do pullups, and run a mile in a single workout) encourage you to diversify your workouts. I know it sounds silly but those sorts of things motivate me and I generally feel better about them than the achievements I earn playing computer games.

In addition, I’ve started a group on Fitocracy (Scott Moore Coaching) so that some of my friends and I can keep track of each other’s progress, offer encouragement, and have friendly competitions with each other. This too has helped in terms of accountability and encouragement. Both of those are huge motivators in the coaching I do, so why not employ them for my own fitness goals too?

Another thing I’ve noticed for both myself and the clients I’ve worked with on fitness is: how you keep score is pretty important. Lots of folks want to lose weight and that’s a good thing. But tracking pounds lost is invariably a game of diminishing returns. The closer you get to your ideal weight, the smaller the numbers are going to be if you are strictly going by pounds lost. Instead, I encourage people to track the how often and how long they work out or the amount of reps they do or weight they lift. Those numbers will increase and are, to me, more fun to track.

I’d like to encourage any of you who are out there hoping to get into better shape to join our group (it’s mostly gamers in there anyway). If you are just starting out, you’ll fit right in with those of us who struggle to get our butts moving. And if you’ve been successfully working out for years now, join us and pay it forward. We could all use the help!

How do you find the motivation to get in or stay in shape? Have you found ways to make exercise fun? Or do you just put your head down and power through no matter what?
 

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I started Crossfit in November, a week's vacation in December, then had a heart attack Jan 22nd. Had a few stents placed in the ticker, and it's humming like a new 20 year old's machine. Just started back this week (I go MON - WED - FRI) and I love it! I dropped 11 pounds in the two weeks leading up to the work outs. I am also following the Paleo diet, and the change has helped my asthma tremendously. All in all, I feel I'm on the right track to get this weight off, and NOT to repeat the heart attack again. Ever. Frankly, I'm just tired of being fat and I'm tired of being a stereo-type!

Was that this January? Hope you are feeling well now.
 

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It was this January. I have to say modern surgery is amazing! I have 4 stents in my heart, and I feel like I'm 25 again. :) I feel great, losing weight, and I think I'm going to level soon. Thanks!

Wow. That is pretty recent. Must have been terrifying. Glad you are feeling so good.
 

Dannyalcatraz

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Did my first 2 mile walk with my doggies tonight.

They are unfazed- they are now giving me the "Let's go play in the yard!" stare.
 

Bride of Cthulhu

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I greatly enjoyed this article! I used to be an extremely active person. Not owning a car was a huge part of that. I used to walk for at least an hour (usually more) every day broken up into 30-45 minute walks throughout the day and I lived in a city where it was easy to find a place to dance or join friends on a hiking trail.

It was difficult for me to imagine myself ever falling to the 'Gamer Physique' being a girl. I never thought it could happen to me! After getting married, however, my situation changed. Not only do I now share my husband's car but everything I need or want in town is only a short 10 or 20 minute walk away! It has been difficult to try to pencil exercising into my busy schedule. I usually justify this with 'I will clean around the house. That has to burn some calories.' As a woman, the media has a huge impact on how I feel I should look but more so than fear the judgement of modern American standards I fear falling in the eyes of my peers into the 'chubby gamer girl' look. I have been married for a few months now and everyone has warned me 'prepare to pack on more than a few pounds now that you've tied the knot. It's just what happens.'

Is it wrong that the most daunting part of gaining weight is worrying about cosplaying my favorite characters at conventions? The expectation of my peers for me to sport a skintight leather 'onesie' or to walk around in knee high boots, tights, and a leotard as their friendly Marvel and DC favorite is sometimes (MOST OF THE TIME) the only thing between me and a box of bugles and a Dr. Who marathon on the couch.

Even so, it is so hard to motivate myself to exercise. I've never HAD to in the past and now that I married my main PC, I find myself sitting in the DM chair waaaay more often and spending hours and hours sitting down, not moving around at all, sometimes after a full day at work doing just that. Sitting. Not moving around. There are no decent gyms in this town and I couldn't bare the shame and extra work of having to remake all of my cosplaying clothes. Vanitas, vanitas, et omnia es vanitas. This article, however, has been more than inspiring.

Maybe Fitocracy is just what the gamer girl in me needs to turn that jog into experience points and who knows; maybe my husband (bless his beautiful soul, he is and has always been standard gamer physique) might join me? Thank you so much for posting this. I sincerely believe that it will help get me moving more often. If nothing else, this may be ( imho ) the closest acceptable thing to LARPing. . . where you play yourself.
 
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Commitment to long-term behavioral regime is key here. The demographics of this board are composed (like myself) primarily of Westerners. Our societies have become so luxury driven and so extraordinarily sedentary as our collective technocracies have burgeoned such that our "hard choices" have morphed into "Downton Abbey or update my Facebook"...forget about "update my Facebook and eat fast food or steam these veggies and salt/pepper/sear this salmon." I have a staple saying that I use with most of my friends/acquaintances when any of our Western entitlement behaviors manifest; "I'm AMERICAN! And we get what we want and we WANT IT NOW!" In the last 25 years, we've undergone a complete step-change in the behavioral components, and cultural gateways, that undermine our physical fitness.

There is hope, however. A 47 year old female friend of mine is much more ectomorph than mesomorph and she never had an athletic history. About a year ago she was weighing in at well over 2 bills (probably 220 lbs), at about 5'7" and change. We trained her relatively aggressively for about 8 months and still run with her and cross-fit now and again. She went from eating horribly to putting down the fork, backing away from the table, cutting her caloric intake by about 30 %, and primarily cooking most of her meals. She endured all of the multiple 2-month (or more), demoralizing (this is what gets people) plateaus and steep (but short) step changes/spikes that come with recalibrating your set point. She now is an extremely fit 135-40 lbs with clear eyes, healthy sleep patterns, a resting metabolism that dwarfs her prior one, and a completely committed relationship with staying strong, healthy and fit that is entirely of her own volition (for herself and for her partner).

If someone such as that can master her worse impulses and change her life completely in a year then its within anyone's power to do so. Even better than that, my s.o. has hypothyroidism (0 % thyroid functionality) with an exceptionally rare, debilitating form of it called Hashimotos; people with her afflictions are almost universally multiple hundred pounds overweight and/or absolutely sedentary (and typically short-lived). She's a marathon runner and a strong, fit 125 lbs. Where there is a will, there is indeed a way.
 

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Crossfitter here! I'm up to 5 WODs a week now. Dropped 40lbs since November and the heart attack has only been a minor bump in the road. I highly recommend Crossfit and the Paleo diet!! I've never felt stronger or healthier in my life. I have so much more to lose and I'm super optimistic I'm going to!!
 

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