Expierience The Differance!

[Desdichado]

http://www.engrish.com seems to be an appropriate link at this point.

 

[mojo1701]

http://www.engrish.com seems to be an appropriate link at this point.

Good ol' Engrish. You'll also find this type of thing on subtitles of bootlegged East Asian videos and DVDs.

 

[Darkness]

http://www.engrish.com seems to be an appropriate link at this point.

AYB seems appropriate now, too.

Of course, AYB is always appropriate.

 

[Darrin Drader]

This is what I see on the bottom of my reciept from when I gassed up as a Shell station the other day. All I can say is...what difference?

Well... at Shell, the pumps are yellow. I think that constitutes a signifficant distinction that is worth noting at the bottom of every receipt.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

You know, most of us don't try to pump our gas through the tailpipe.

I don't even wanna know....... I really don't.

To hell with it!

Gasoline enemas: for those who like the "rear approach"..... :\

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I had just finished eating in a Chinese resturant the other day. Before I left, I opened my fortune cookie. It said "I peed in your rice." Was it supposed to be hand written?

Man, that's WORSE than the ones that you can't suitably put "...in bed" at the end of the "fortune"......

 

[reveal]

Man, that's WORSE than the ones that you can't suitably put "...in bed" at the end of the "fortune"......

The best fortune cookie fortune I ever got was, and I'm not making this up, "The best love is self love."

 

[Darkness]

I don't even wanna know....... I really don't.

To hell with it!

Gasoline enemas: for those who like the "rear approach"..... :\

A man recently died of a Sherry enema. (He was an alcoholic and had some throat disease or something that made drinking very hard, if not impossible.)

 

[Jdvn1]

The best fortune cookie fortune I ever got was, and I'm not making this up, "The best love is self love."

I had one that said, "Very soon and in pleasant company." I was like, "... I think my fortune is missing a subject and the rest of the predicate."

 

[Darth K'Trava]

The best fortune cookie fortune I ever got was, and I'm not making this up, "The best love is self love."

I think you got Weird Al's fortune cookie from years ago..... when he was singing that song with that line about the "gas station of love and using the self-serve pump"..... :\