[Extremely Serious] Send your dungeon-dwellers a message of hope this holiday season

[Kender42]

I think I hurt myself laughing.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

it is silly, stupid stuff like this that takes money from real charities like G.A.G. (gaga about gnomes)

you should be ashamed!!!

Gnomes. Do you know how many innocent kobolds are killed every year by gnomes, for no better reason than being their "sworn enemies"? Gnomes have used some silly centuries-old misunderstanding between Garl Glittergold and Kurtulmak as the basis for their unholy jihad against these scaled Gandhis of the Deep.

As part of our "Classes for the Classless" campaign, we have been giving on-the-job training in self-defense techniques for kobolds. The next kobold baby a gnome tries to skewer could very well waste him with the proverbial crossbow.