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Famous last words of heroes
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"The rest of you get out of here. I can take them" says the 10th level cleric, standing just inside a portal to the abyss.
In fairness, he had a way to close the protal, and intended to sacrifice himslef to save his homeland from the demons. But still, we all noticed just what a ridiculous statement it was.
In fairness, he had a way to close the protal, and intended to sacrifice himslef to save his homeland from the demons. But still, we all noticed just what a ridiculous statement it was.
Magius del Cotto
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A few gems from my experience
We come upon a 10' x 10' room with some trolls in it. We had found a strange potion a while ago, which the rogue was carrying (a Draught of Fire, maximum safe dosage of 5 swallows)
Rogue: I take five swallows of the potion we found and breath into the room.
(killed the trolls, alright, but it came around and scorched the entire party. He died.)
Facing a dragon that we didn't know was an illusion. Entire party, save for me (the party bard) was swarming the illusion, while I hang back by the entrance. The wizard finally manages to hit it (don't ask me why he decided to try to melee a Dragon, I just don't know), and the illusion dissappears. Guess where the real dragon was...
Me: "[explitive deleted]! I turn and swing at it.
Um... that's all I can think of at the moment...
We come upon a 10' x 10' room with some trolls in it. We had found a strange potion a while ago, which the rogue was carrying (a Draught of Fire, maximum safe dosage of 5 swallows)
Rogue: I take five swallows of the potion we found and breath into the room.
(killed the trolls, alright, but it came around and scorched the entire party. He died.)
Facing a dragon that we didn't know was an illusion. Entire party, save for me (the party bard) was swarming the illusion, while I hang back by the entrance. The wizard finally manages to hit it (don't ask me why he decided to try to melee a Dragon, I just don't know), and the illusion dissappears. Guess where the real dragon was...
Me: "[explitive deleted]! I turn and swing at it.
Um... that's all I can think of at the moment...
Sixchan
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From back in the days when wishes got you anything you didn't want:
"I wish for a million gold pieces!"
--One million gold pieces fall on the character from miles high in the sky. For 1 HP damage each. Ouch.
"I wish I couldn't die."
--Imprisonment spell. *evil grin*
"I wish for 18/00 strength."
--Genie sets his strength to three. How should a Genie know what the hell 18/00 even means? Player tries to stop rolling boulder.
"I wish all my stats were boosted."
--Me: "Add 0.001e+-99 to each stat, and put a 100 in your new stat, buffoonery. Now, make a fumble check."
"I wish I had a spell that killed all my enemies."
--Magic-User gains first level spell, Power Word Kill Everyone.
"I wish for a million gold pieces!"
--One million gold pieces fall on the character from miles high in the sky. For 1 HP damage each. Ouch.
"I wish I couldn't die."
--Imprisonment spell. *evil grin*
"I wish for 18/00 strength."
--Genie sets his strength to three. How should a Genie know what the hell 18/00 even means? Player tries to stop rolling boulder.
"I wish all my stats were boosted."
--Me: "Add 0.001e+-99 to each stat, and put a 100 in your new stat, buffoonery. Now, make a fumble check."
"I wish I had a spell that killed all my enemies."
--Magic-User gains first level spell, Power Word Kill Everyone.
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Ultramagnus
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I choose to disbelieve
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