D&D 5E Famous last words

[Rabbitbait]

To die, to sleep—
No more—and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to—’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished! To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.

 

[Jester David]

It's a little blue, but the last Pathfinder character I lost's last words were "Sarenrae commands you to eat a dick!"
Then he aggroed all the undead and was slaughtered.

 

[PnPgamer]

"I'll be back..."
"Hee... Hehehee... Hehehehehe.... Huaahahahahahahaha!!!!" (players reactions to this should BE priceless)
"What have you done..." (again just to screw with players)

 

[aramis erak]

I'm thinking about starting a running gag in my game, where nameless mooks (as they get cut down) say something that adds to their character and is amusing.
Any other thoughts?

"Hey, fred, Drink that beer!" (Inspired by the traditional Redneck last words, "Hey, Hold my beer!")
"Wow! What a lame show my life has been!"
"Now I get it! D equals...."
"I'm gonna miss that hand!"
(silently, use only if a PC can read lips or minds "Hey, so that's what I look like!"
"I wonder if they think I'm worth robbing?"
"Tell my wife about my mistress."
"Tell my mistress about my wife."

 

[Arial Black]

Tell my wife...I...shagged her sister...!

 

[Rabbitbait]

Yeh, I used it in the game tonight. It turned into an army assault against a fortress and I used many of those lines in the battle. Blimmin good fun.

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Smoke me a kipp...urgh...I'll be...back for...break...(guts spill on floor).

 

[Cristian Andreu]

"I'll have you know the prophecy says I'm immortal"

"Oh, shoot. I'm allergic to death"

"Tell my apprentice... to burn the reccord of my Scrying searches..."

"This whole dying thing. Not a fan"

"Well, from where I'm standing, you're the one fading to black. Hah..."

"I hit Continue! I said I hit Continue!"

 

[Voort]

"All those moments will be lost, in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die."

"But I chose cake!"

 

[not-so-newguy]

I shoulda taken the blue pill, damnit! Stupid red pill.

HEY!!! LOOK AT THAT! *points* I can see my house from here.*dies*

I never liked you anyway.

Eta

Seriously, who farted?