Far Realm spam

[Shade]

This piece of spam immediately made me think of how a converation might go on the Far Realm.

These little guys usually grow anywhere from a foot and a half to two feet long, and are really manageable pets.

I screamed like a wounded banshee.

You will eat this stuff as if suddenly your life depended on it settling in your innards. The single issue that keeps me from enjoying RSS is the detachment of it.

So, I stopped by a couple of stores, the last being Sears, and priced casement units.

I meet with the Vice President in Charge of The Production of Some Product That Will be Obsolete In A Month to discuss the volatile nature of our target markets! I hope I can see it again some day soon.

That light from eons ago is probably still going to be there tomorrow, the next day, and so on.

The Orkin man fargin killed my iguana, how do you like that? The Orkin man fargin killed my iguana, how do you like that?

Whoever the hell Chingy is. I suppose I wish somewhere inside I could believe that. I no longer struggle with the things I did before!

Unchanneled if possible.

Forty-two this morning. Humanity continues to prove me correct. The Ones Below the Defining Landmark Designating Said UP Land? Viking ship goes up, comes down, goes up the other side.

Sadly, Willard passed away thanks to a neglectful new pestcide fellow. Not too pricey, either.

I think I might actually use this, and for the first time ever, gain some small benefit from this constant nuisance.

 

[IcyCool]

You could probably acheive the same thing by flipping TV channels and writing down the first sentence you hear on each channel.

 

[Joshua Randall]

A gaming use for spam? Please step this way, sir.

 

[airwalkrr]

Thank you for giving me a LMAO moment.

 

[Soel]

This was in one mail?

I'm gonna have to start reading this stuff!