Fast Food Weakness

[Desdichado]

I know that Taco Hell is like a drug for some folks - but I swore off the stuff when I realized that, by weight, Taco Hell was less expensive than feeding our pet ball python.

They should use that for advertising - "Taco Bell: Cheaper than dead rats!"

You don't feed live rats to your python?

 

[Umbran]

You don't feed live rats to your python?

Nope. That's cruel to the rats, and dangerous for the python. Live rats tend to fight back, and reptiles, with their slow metabolism, are highly prone to infection from bite wounds.

Mind you, live rats are even cheaper

 

[Zander]

When I leave work in an hour, I am going to go to McDonald's and get a double cheeseburger... There is absolutely no stopping this craving.

The solution to your problem is obvious: move to the UK. Nothing will put you off burgers like the prospect of getting an incurable, fatal, brain-wasting disease, i.e. new variant CJD, commonly known as mad cow disease.

 

[fusangite]

When I leave work in an hour, I am going to go to McDonald's and get a double cheeseburger and an apple pie because I physically NEED it. There is absolutely no stopping this craving. I can't wait.

I'm the same but with dim sum. I have dim sum every Monday and Tuesday morning (while I do my reading for my seminars) and at least one other day each week. It's about as good for me as McDonalds would be (actually I think it involves even fewer vegetables).

Regarding McDonalds, I keep having to remember their apple pies are good now. When I was growing up, they were indistinguishable from their hash browns.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

That may well be but I still did not get you pregnant. I cannot be more clear on this point.

Actually, "I, Rel, did not have sexual relations with Queen D would be more clear".

Right?

Right?

Right!

(Dreams don't count).

Does the Universe know about this?

 

[sniffles]

MY GOD! You mean there are places (outside Bangladesh I mean) that lack the sweet, pseudo-cajun goodness of Bojangles? But where do you get biscuits and dirty rice?!

Nope, never heard of 'em. Evidently they don't have them in west Texas either, cuz that's where I'm originally from. We get our biscuits and Cajun rice at Popeye's. (Mmm, yes, MrFilthyIke, Popeye's makes the best biscuits!!) But for some reason there are only 3 Popeye's stores in the metro area - two of them are just a short way from my house, in what used to be considered the "black" part of town, and the other one is near a truck stop.

Yesterday I indulged my non-fast-food craving and went to Todai for lunch so I could get some tempura rolls. Don't tell Hedrin (my fiancee). He'll be so jealous.

 

[Rel]

Does the Universe know about this?

Out of respect for the Universe (who is a very cool dude), I don't even dream of having sex with his wife. I confine all my dirty designs on the Queen to poorly drawn, stick-figure porn while I'm awake and fully cognizant of what a depraved individual I am.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Out of respect for the Universe (who is a very cool dude), I don't even dream of having sex with his wife. I confine all my dirty designs on the Queen to poorly drawn, stick-figure porn while I'm awake and fully cognizant of what a depraved individual I am.

Well, at least you're cognizant of the fact, as that is the first step to recovery. Of course, the rest of us have been for a while (cognizant of your depravity not depraved - well, maybe both...).

(Note to the Queen - try and handle Rel more carefully in the future, he can't help himself...we all know that he tries...personally, I think that it is the horn and flowing mane)

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Out of respect for the Universe (who is a very cool dude), I don't even dream of having sex with his wife. I confine all my dirty designs on the Queen to poorly drawn, stick-figure porn while I'm awake and fully cognizant of what a depraved individual I am.

So, now you think of Queen D as a Stick Figure then?

Or will you be having Impure thoughts about Roy in Friday's Order of the Stick ?

You trully need help I think I know a pumpki-I mean pop psychologist that can help you with your problems.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

So, now you think of Queen D as a Stick Figure then?

Or will you be having Impure thoughts about Roy in Friday's Order of the Stick ?

You trully need help I think I know a pumpki-I mean pop psychologist that can help you with your problems.

It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown...