Favorite Half-Orc One Liner's

[Lorion]

"You don't know you're alive until you feel the pain!"
- Grosh Methammer (PC) while slapping a drow (PC, too) in the face.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

"Say that again and you make Thog cry." (Cry "Havoc!")

 

[cmanos]

From my 2nd Ed Shadowrun 1/2 Orc Physical Adept with 1 rank in Speak English. I ASSUMED since we were in Japan everyone would speak JAPANESE....

Trying to warn other characters about a camera that was rotating towards their position, he went to say "Hide". DM decided to be a prick and make me roll a language check to see if I got the point across....I rolled 6 1s and said "Fishstick".

 

[ltclnlbrain]

From Green Ronin's "Black Sails Over Freeport:"

"Who am throw that?!?!?" --said by an orc after being hit in the head by a rock

This quickly became a running gag in our campaign.

 

[Raloc]

Upon borrowing some horses from a sorceror that wished us to retrieve some magic items for him, we mounted up and the half-orc in the party failed his ride check utterly.

This is the quote, "Lub make horse go with sword!" The sorceror, predictably, was not pleased.

 

[devilbat]

"I'll pay you all the gold I have, if you give me 15 minute alone with the Swashbuckler" From Irontusk the half orc, to the party wizard, after he learned the swashbuckler had tried to steal his coin.

 

[StupidSmurf]

::verheard one half-orc insulting another:::

"aaaaaaaah, yer mother was an elven beauty queen!"

 

[Shallown]

From playing in a local tournament. I was playing a really stupid half orc fighter and dropped completely out of character from his previous speaking patterns to solve a door riddle. I looked up at everyone to realise I was completely out of character and said.

"Throg have epiphany"

Cracked every one up.


Only other quote I remember involved the same game when we lacked a rogue and I had orc-Opened all the trapped lock doors with my boot. After being poisoned for like the third time I said.

"Me missing trap finder. Poison Suck!!!"


Later

 

[runtime]

My lesbian half-orc barbarian Chud (RIP) had two favorite battlecries:

1. "Chud SMASH!!"
2. "Oh, yeeeeahhh!!" (ala The Kool-aid Man)

 

[Dragonhelm]

"What do you mean I don't exist in Dragonlance?"