Favorite Half-Orc One Liner's

[satori01]

"You going to eat that"

 

[dcollins]

(As played by my girlfriend...) Boudoin the half-orc fighter is questioned as to what happened to Ginny, a small elven child who was a follower of the adventuring party for some time...

"I sold her to the circus. She seemed real excited!"

 

[Jdvn1]

"Me like pretty-music man" as the half-orc began to befriend the Bard.

 

[DM_Matt]

kml;km;l

 

[MonkeyDragon]

"Ohg have an innate distrust of incoporeal surfaces..."

After having to flee across an invisible bridge across a chasm to submit to the railroad. Everybody looked at him in shock.

Ohg had an average int but a 6 cha. He's not stupid, but inarticulate. so he talked very roughly, but would occasionally burst forth with little gems like that. It was the best one.

 

[Rel]

My favorite Half Orc was one that I named Aggro the Axe and played in a one shot game at the first NC Game Day. His quirk was that he had the same definition for "death" and "justice". This brought about such lines as:

"It smells like JUSTICE in here!"

"I'm gettin' ready to lay down some JUSTICE!"

"There will be JUSTICE before sundown!"


Also we were chasing a bard who had stolen a magica flute and set a boat on fire to cover his escape. We burst into the local constabulary, waking the deputy, whereupon I bellowed, "Wake UP man! There be flute weilding arsonists about!" Later we found a clue that told us we were on the right track: The bard's foppish hat. I gestured as though holding the hat in front of me and said, "The sort of man who would wear a hat such as this shall not be suffered to live..."

All in all, Aggro has the distinction of being one of the most fun characters that I played for such a short time.

 

[RichCsigs]

"Your whelps hips are too narrow to bare my children!"

First thing said in first game in the campaign I currently play in, after the DM described the people in the bar. It was said by the PC half-orc to the PC druid (who had his NPC daughter with him )

 

[Ulrik]

"Thinuviel fine elven steed. Giddyup, Thinuviel!"

Gorthak, Orc Ranger, about his giant wolf.

Gorthak was a high-level NPC who joined our party when we made a commando raid on an invading orc army. He had obviously been hit on the head when he was a whelp, as he was convinced he was an elf.

"Gorthak hates orcs! Orcs killed Gorthak's parents!"

He was priceless.

 

[Mark Chance]

"Fear of Gruumsh is the beginning of wisdom."

"Blood is thicker than water. Sweeter, too."

"Keep yer eyes peeled, or I'll peel 'em for ya."

"Ooh! Elf pudding!"

"Do I look like I give dire rat's a$$?"

After splitting the prisoner open from scalp to groin: "What d'ya mean ya can't speak with dead?"

 

[Jdvn1]

His quirk was that he had the same definition for "death" and "justice". This brought about such lines as:

"It smells like JUSTICE in here!"

"I'm gettin' ready to lay down some JUSTICE!"

"There will be JUSTICE before sundown!"

This reminds me of Mr. T. "Better watch out or I'll pity you!"