Favorite Monty Python Quotes

[Mark CMG]

"She, sir." -

Spoiler

Authur Wensleydale's reply when asked if his male cat had eaten the runny cheese.

 

[Taloras]

The whole Swallow conversation.

And on that note... http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

Yes. Someone calculated the flight speed of an unladen swallow.

 

[Demmero]

Lancelot: "I got A note." (Or was it message? Don't have the DVD handy to double-check)

 

[EricNoah]

Funny stuff. If you don't have Flying Circus on DVD you're missing out.

As far as quotes that I use in actual everyday conversation, there's one that tops them all. I've included the bit just before so it makes a little sense:

Reg: Can you give me a lift back?

BBC Man: Ah - can do. But won't.

 

[DarrenGMiller]

And now for something completely different...

Shut your festering gob, you ! Your type really makes me
puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

...And Oliver has run himself over, what a great twit!

SAY NO MORE!!

DM

 

[Arnwyn]

"But, it's only wafer-thin."

 

[fett527]

"Ni!"

"Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink."

"I fart in your general direction!"

"It's only a flesh wound."

 

[David Howery]

the dead parrot sketch, and all the different ways he describes his parrot as being dead

the lumberjack song

SPAM!!

 

[werk]

the dead parrot sketch, and all the different ways he describes his parrot as being dead

You posted while I was searching for it...

Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

 

[Meowzebub]

Step Lively. Step lively, and look out for the killer cars!

Dimsdale once nailed my head to a coffee table. Well, I obviously deserved it, didn't I.

I'm not quite dead yet

Eric the Half-a-bee

Tanks break. Men Burn.

Scratch you eyes out, kick you in the knee.

Its a man's life, taking your clothes off in public