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"These go to eleven."

that's the wrong punchline. eleven makes fun of guitarists and their amps.

4 or 12 makes fun of drummers. The only guy who can count is the drummer, but he only needs to count to four, for 4:4 time. A drummer who can count to 12 is too fancy for most bands' needs.
 

you have more than 5 drums in your kit don't you?

Bah- he won't know unless someone told him. He probably goes "1, 2, 3, 4...the little shiny one, the big shiny one..." and just CALLS it 12.

Actually, on counting to 12, go on YouTube and look up SGM's "Tap the Keg" for an amusing version of just that. (Listen to the drummer...what he says.)
 
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Yeah... NO.
I'm one of those drummers who can count to 128.... As in 128th notes, I know that's too fast for most guitarists to comprehend, hence the need for sustain. XD (Just let it ring for three bars.)
And what's wrong with more than 5 drums? If you don't need a tech and a small box truck to transport your kit, you obviously aren't trying hard enough. :P

Now, we should probably bring this back to building equipment for guitarists before this degenerates into a musicians' joke thread.

Why do bassists always date stri...ummm...oops... :cool:
 

4 or 12 makes fun of drummers. The only guy who can count is the drummer, but he only needs to count to four, for 4:4 time. A drummer who can count to 12 is too fancy for most bands' needs.

I stand corrected... okay, okay.. I'm still sitting. I only attempt the djembe and the steering wheel, when it comes to percussion instruments.

I wonder what Terry Bozzio can count to...
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m17rt_xo9x0]Missing Persons - Mental Hopscotch - YouTube[/ame]
 

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