Final words...

[Kaodi]

At earliest convenience, Veyk finds a place to duck into while he returns to his dwarven persona, Bhalag.

 

[Autumn]

Kae greets the others warmly, glad to finally be going somewhere. A drink and a meal -non-Dwarven style this time - certainly sound very good to her, but against her better judgment she feels she should really put a stop to the proceedings.

"Fellows... fellows, as much as I appreciate your enthusiasm for a relaxing beverage, I fear that we have a problem. You see -" a mischievous twinkle comes into her eye as she shows the others the paper - "It turns out that our associate Rethlin is in fact an unhinged zealot prone to smiting down minor reprobates in dramatic displays of righteous and fiery retribution."

She stretches her arms high above her head, yawning.

"So you see he's ducked into this alleyway here to hide until you had all arrived. I suspect he'd rather like us to pick him up. Now personally I'm all for leaving him behind and going for a drink, but... I felt honor-bound to fill you in on the situation." One hand rests lightly on her breast in an attitude of mock-sincerity.

 

[Kaodi]

Chuckling, Bhalag says, " Ah, lass, I'm delighted to know I am not the only one of us who likes to moonlight as someone else entirely. "

 

[Moggthegob]

Zook sighs and goes to find Rethlin.

 

[Kaodi]

Bhalag beckons everyone else to follow Zook to where Rethlin in hiding. After locating the hiding cleric, he says, " Alright, now that we're all together again, let's get back to business. "

 

[ajanders]

Hey, don't look at me. I'm just the DM.

 

[Kaodi]

Bhalag pulverizes the fourth wall, and says to ajanders, " I'm looking at you. "

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[ajanders]

Ooc

You need to roll damage and penetrate the hardness.

 

[Moggthegob]

Zook looks very confused, having been completely unaware ofthe 4th wall up unto this point

 

[Kaodi]

Bhalag grasps his longsword in both hands and delivers three strikes in quick succession to the fourth wall.

Damage to the 4th Wall: 1d8+3=11, 1d8+3=9, 1d8+3=9

After a pause to admire his handywork, he says, " Yeah, let's go get something for our bellies have have us a chat about what to do next. If any of you know where we can get some privacy and good eating, lead the way. "

Food & Dining Establishments, Knowledge (Local): 1d20+3=13