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Firebeetle's Reviews: Beware the Wicker Man!

Firebeetle

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Saw this one last night, and I'm one of the rare people on the planet who has seen the original.

The original was a total product of its era. In the early 70's questioning of all institutions we have a tale of an isolated island community that has reverted back to its ancestral ways, including fertility rites and sacrifice. With a young Edward Woodward (from "The Equalizer" of the 80's) and Christopher Lee as Lord Summersisle (he has said it is his favorite film.) It also has nudity, people fornicating in fields (without explanation), and two musical numbers (one given by a naked girl wanting fornication, go figure.) It's a weird, weird movie that has a cult following but little else going for it.

I thought for sure the remake would be different. The previews implied a much scarier movie than the first. The director stated his movie would not be the same story.

Sadly, it is.

How this movie got made the first time is mystery enough, twice is just incredible. I don't believe I sat through the same bizarre, lame story twice! The new movie is simply a better edited, but not always better written, version of the first one. This time the characters are better interrelated but you still never manage to emotionally connect with them, especially Cage in what may be one of his worst performances ever. The colony is now completely matriarchal. The colony raises honey instead of just crops, and the Cage character is allergic to bees (you see where that is going, don't worry, he recovers completely in THE NEXT SCENE.) The beehive allegory is kept throughout, with hexagonal fields, windows, tables, and everything else. Lord Summersisle is replaced with a Sister Summersisle (the queen bee) and women fill all speaking roles. It is implied that the men of the island have their tongues removed, but this is never followed up with. Cage has an eerie encounter on the road as the film's first scene, this is never explained. The ending, which didn't work the first time, still doesn't work.

For the Gamer:

There is some content for gamers here. The isolated island where everyone is named for a plant that has a dread agenda is a worthy setting. Sister Summersisle would make a terrific villain. The island's religious practices and subjugation of men shows a culture that does terrible things without necessarily being evil, just real different and more than a little misguided. Of course there is a ruined church, a crypt, and the wicker man (I believe Creature Collection II has a Wicker Man monster.) I can't recommend seeing this movie, but there is something to take away from it should you find yourself watching it anyway.
 

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Having seen and not thought that highly of the first movie, I'll pass on this revamp of it. Though from what you've described of it, it sounds as though the community would fit very well into Ravenloft as an an island in either the Sea of Sorrows of the Nocturnal Sea, or perhaps as an actual Island of Terror. Certainly sounds creepy enough to be right at home in the Demiplane of Dread!
 

I thought the first movie was okay. If a bit silly in places (the hippie-ish singing). I didn't realize there was a remake until this thread. (It's not just a cult classic, the British seem to consider it one of the greatest movies ever produced)

I wonder if they made those bee related changes to make it less, er, "pagan", for fear of offending modern day ones?
 

trancejeremy said:
... the British seem to consider it one of the greatest movies ever produced)

God, I hope not. The first movie was really awful. Random. Gratuitous. Obvious.
How can any movie can be both random and totally obvious at the same time?
Well, it has lots of weird "what the heck?" moments through out the movie, but you
could see the ending from the beginning. It's like you might as well have started the movie 10 minutes before the end, just so the viewer can be SURE that the movie was going to end up there.
 

trancejeremy said:
I thought the first movie was okay. If a bit silly in places (the hippie-ish singing). I didn't realize there was a remake until this thread. (It's not just a cult classic, the British seem to consider it one of the greatest movies ever produced)

Yeah, part of the reason I bought the first one on tape years ago was because of all the praise. It was okay, but not worthy of the hype. What I thought was weird was that all the reviewers seemed to sympathize with the cult members, because they view the cop as coming in, holier than thou, and condeming their beliefs. The reviewers kind of forget that
they're into human sacrifice
.
 

trancejeremy said:
(It's not just a cult classic, the British seem to consider it one of the greatest movies ever produced)

I think it's good, but not fantastic (the original that is; I've read nothing to make me want to watch the remake).

Maybe you have to be British to appreciate the situation. There are some seriously weird little villages and towns here, with traditions going back (or alleging to go back) centuries (look here and here for some examples). I used to rent a room in Leyland, just north of Manchester. One Saturday, I got up late and found the whole house, street and seemingly most of the town empty. They were all down at the high street having a carnival, and no-one had bothered telling me that this was going on.

What makes The Wicker Man and programmes like The League of Gentlemen so engaging is that it isn't that difficult to imagine such places exist.
 

I could swear I heard several years ago that a remake was being done that Sean Astin was going off to Ireland to film. Did that morph into this, or am I just insane?
 


Huw said:
I think it's good, but not fantastic (the original that is; I've read nothing to make me want to watch the remake).

Maybe you have to be British to appreciate the situation. There are some seriously weird little villages and towns here, with traditions going back (or alleging to go back) centuries (look here and here for some examples). I used to rent a room in Leyland, just north of Manchester. One Saturday, I got up late and found the whole house, street and seemingly most of the town empty. They were all down at the high street having a carnival, and no-one had bothered telling me that this was going on.

What makes The Wicker Man and programmes like The League of Gentlemen so engaging is that it isn't that difficult to imagine such places exist.
Those were both great links. Is there a list of quirky British villages out there in Netland? I've already stolen the quirks of those two locations for my homebrew and would love to have a longer list to raid for ideas.
 

I saw the first film, but only vaguely remember it. I do remember thinking 'this is suppossed to be a horror film? I'm glad they burned his intolerant ass' at the end. At least he served a purpose, to renew the apple crop. Sounds like the remake is a combo between that and Dark Secret of Harvest Home.
 

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