Five Things You Learned From Unintentional Eavesdropping

[the Jester]

The other day I was at the park and the local hoodlums were roughhousing around me. I overheard some of teh funny.

1. Who's doing coke, who's slinging coke, and who hates coke.

Not long ago I was having lunch at a restaurant and I got a history lesson.

2. Children are out of control today. Back in 'my day' (from glancing at the speaker I'd say we're talking the 30's) kids respected their elders. THe world has gone to hell in a handbasket.

I was sitting outside my local corporate coffee place reading a book and I found out how a kid was doing in school.

3. Honey got an A on her test.

 

[Crothian]

once at a resturant I heard to young women talk about the different VD's they've had and which treatments they found effective.

 

[Xath]

Riding public transporation is also a way to pick up interesting bits of information. Especially from people who feel that in order to be heard, they need to shout on their cell phone.

Or use the walkie-talkie part of their phone on max-volume.

Girl Y's full SSN.

This doesn't count as evesdropping, but once a guy gave me a piece of paper with his phone number on it. I flipped the paper over and it was his pay stub, equipped with SSN, address, full name, and bank account number.

 

[Crothian]

This doesn't count as evesdropping, but once a guy gave me a piece of paper with his phone number on it. I flipped the paper over and it was his pay stub, equipped with SSN, address, full name, and bank account number.

did you call him?

 

[reveal]

did you call him?

No but she's been living like a Queen ever since.

 

[Crothian]

No but she's been living like a Queen ever since.

does she still have the number?

 

[Xath]

did you call him?

No, I tore it up and threw it into several different trash cans so no one could take advantage of him. Dude was at least twice my age.

No but she's been living like a Queen ever since.

What do you take me for?

 

[Crothian]

What do you take me for?

a queen??

 

[reveal]

a queen??

What he said.

 

[Xath]

a queen??

I'm female enough without going drag, thanks...

As for the royalty aspect of Queendom, I'll leave that to Q-D, lady of Dopplegangers and Donuts.