Five Things You Learned From Unintentional Eavesdropping

[Wystan]

[sblock]Don't press the shiny candylike button....the big red shiny candy like button....sblock makes people look....[/sblock]

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

[sblock] Like this? [/sblock]

SWWeeEEET! I learned somethin' new!

 

[Goddess FallenAngel]

I wanna hear more about that brain-scrubbing bedroom position.

Sorry, no banning-time for me, thankyouverymuch. Besides, you don't want to know. Really. I like to think I'm open-minded, but... *shudder*

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Sorry, no banning-time for me, thankyouverymuch. Besides, you don't want to know. Really. I like to think I'm open-minded, but... *shudder*

Surely it can't be as disturbing as some of the stuff on The Creepiest Gamer Thread I gave you?

 

[Aeson]

Uh, no. Then you'd get all kinds of freaks here talking about elf pr0n and the like. *shudder*

whats wrong with elf pr0n?

 

[Goddess FallenAngel]

I've had some crazy gaming conversations in restaurants. I'm sure we got some looks but we never had them stop seating people around us. What did you talk about? beheadings? slavery? child prostitues?
or was it just loud?

Beheadings and slavery did come up... there was the story about my one female char who, getting tired of being continuously hit on, decided to start castrating men who did so (I love called shot rules), there was the debate of which weapon is best, damage-wise: “Yeah, you can do some damage with a longsword, but if you REALLY want to cut someone’s head off, or just lop off a random limb, you need a scythe!”.

There was more… I distinctly remember a discussion about Chuthulu (sp?), which – naturally – degenerated into mind-flayer reproductive habits (eewww…)….

Wow… I think that we might have weirded ME out, had I overheard that.

 

[Goddess FallenAngel]

Surely it can't be as disturbing as some of the stuff on The Creepiest Gamer Thread I gave you?

About as much so. Possibly slightly more. Possibly.

 

[reveal]

whats wrong with elf pr0n?

A lot.

 

[Aeson]

my one female char who, getting tired of being continuously hit on, decided to start castrating men who did so (I love called shot rules), there was the debate of which weapon is best, damage-wise: “Yeah, you can do some damage with a longsword, but if you REALLY want to cut someone’s head off, or just lop off a random limb, you need a scythe!”.

With that atitude she'll get her wish.

 

[Goddess FallenAngel]

Actually, the weapon conversation was separate, sorry about that. As for the castration - well, read the post I linked to.

All I can say is that it got them to stop.