For you lawyers and wannabe lawyers

[JPL]

It helps if you can also coach football.

 

[JacktheRabbit]

What is your point? The average person will go through their life and never even have to contemplate hiring an actor or actress. On the other hand there are few people nowadays that do not end up being required to hire a lawyer.

Oh course lawyer fees are too high some also do a lot cases for free.
Now actors and actress salaries. These friends work 5 days a week and have long vactions. Some like the cast of friends get 1 million dollars a show.
Firgure an 40 hour work week - 25,000 per hour
Firgure an 60 hour work week 16,666.66 per hour
Firgure an 80 hour work week 12,500 per hour
firgure an 100 hour work week 10,000 per hour
firgure an 120 hour work week 8,333.33 per hour
tHE 120 would be no sleep from Monday to Friday
Before the good doc jions and says not all actors and actress make that much.
Some lawyers also don't brink that much.
Plus like the rest of they have overhead, bar etc
Plus no one but the one who need them like them.
Every picks on them in general do the scum sucking individuals.
What next good doc?
picking on people who play d&d and are geeks.

SUDDENLY JASPER DISCOVERS HE DEFENDED LAWYERS AND TOSS HIMSELF OUT HIS OFFICE WINDOW.

You know can't hurt yourself much when you work on the ground floor

 

[JPL]

Boy, you'll think I'm making this up...

Insurance company called today. My client who lost his leg is getting $500,000.

And that's what one lawyer did with his afternoon.

Doc, I'll share a deep thought with you:

In real life, it is a hell of a difficult thing to try to be a good guy.

But I'm trying, Doc. I'm trying.

 

[Piratecat]

Trust I am not going to stop smearing lawyers any time soon. They plain and simple deserve every ounce of it.

For crying out... you, my friend, need to learn when to give it a rest.

Hey, thanks to all the folks that helped! Cool links. Personally, I know lawyers I love and lawyers I don't agree with. There's a shock - just like in any other profession. Who woulda thunk?

Oh, and JPL? Keep fighting the good fight.

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