Dear Gimble and Krusk,
This is never an easy thing to do, but unfortunately we're going to have to let you go. Your contributions were invaluable over the past eight years, and we all owe our very lives to you several times over; however, the powers that be have made the decision that you no longer exist.
Don't worry though, it is possible that the multiverse will spontaneously change sometime next year and your existence might be restored at that time.
Please accept severance pay of 250,000 gp. and this Girdle of Giant's Strength as compensation. Any vacation pay you have accumulated will also be paid, per your usual salary. Health benefits will extend to the first day of next month, at which time you will become eligible for COBRA.
Thank you for helping to make this party a success and please don't hesitate to use us as a reference for your next employer, in whatever multiverse you happen to be shunted off to.
- Jozan