[FREE STUFF] Three-quarters of a million served...

[Speaker]

Ugh. More people post. My mouth aches, and I need to sleep.

Now, trying to estimate when everyone will post at once... 5 posts away? 10?

 

[UnDfind]

Let's beat 'em to the punch and start posting non-stop at 20! Oh wait...I'm already posting non-stop.

Is that bad?

 

[Buddha the DM]

I thought that I was posting non-stop?

 

[Speaker]

We're all posting non-stop.

Wait, this is an ENWorld addiction plot, right?

 

[Buddha the DM]

<font size="7"><b>EN WORLD FOREVER!!!</b></font>

 

[Buddha the DM]

We're all posting non-stop.

Wait, this is an ENWorld addiction plot, right?

Man you weren't supposed to tell anyone that. Now the men with the excessively long-sleeved white jackets are gonna come and take you away.

 

[UnDfind]

I think it's a plot contrived by the super-secret organization known as THE FACTION! They are trying to control our minds with their death-ray eyes.

Does that mean they've conquered EN-World?

 

[Speaker]

Hey, this is my 75th post! I might even make it into triple digits tonight. Whoa.

 

[Buddha the DM]

There's always the chance that your post could hit 100+ tonight, Speaker.

 

[Speaker]

Considering I've been on the boards for two years, I'm a little bit behind in the post count. Getting to one hundred would really be an accomplishment for me.

And you know ENWorlds seduction properties... After the first hundred, there's no telling how far you will go!