Ralts Bloodthorne
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Aunt Headwound's Shop o' Fun
I'm a Halfling, Dammit! Kit
This kit contains everything the infiltrating or subversive goblin needs to pose as that beloved race of beggars and thieves known as halfling.
Wig of long curly hair-Comes in blond, brunette, redhead, and grey
Tufts of foot and toe hair-Usually match the wig.
Back toupee-For that authentic halfling back hair.
Hair glue-To get it all on there. Also makes a good snack.
Pillow with straps-For that pre-BBQ'd halfling look.
Makeup-To hide your natural beauty and look like a stunted freak.
Pipe-Good for smoking pipe-weed or stabbing strangers.
Pouch of Pipeweed-Might even be fresh!
Nail clippers-To shave down your talons and look like a wuss.
Cost: 25 silver or a wolf's skin in decent shape
Fool Boots
These finely crafted boots leave behind the footprint of a dainty, pointy eared flower muncher! Confuse your enemies by blaming everything on the elves!
Cost: 2 Silver or 6 Apples
Dipstick
This finely crafted Dipstick has a barbed hook on the head, the make it nearly impossible to extract with ripping up you natural prey, idiots. Balanced, and just the right size, the Dipstick has a easily crumbled wrapping of painted dirt to not only infect a wound, but surprise the Dip who thinks you just have a stick!
Cost 8 Silver or 2 pair of elf ears
(Dipstick: 1d6 20/x2 Dmg, 1d4 damage when removed, size: Small, Weight: 1.5 lbs, Special: Can catch foes unaware with a successfull bluff check)
Sneer's & Morbuck's
Big & Tall Kit
This lovely kit lets you emulate the most common race on the planet! HomoSapiens! Get into the nice resturants to perform your muggings. Get into the theaters to lick the floors!
Contains:
Stilts: Hey, you gotta look TALL and goofy.
Trenchcoat: Good for hiding friends and SMG's. Has multiple pockets sewn inside
Clown Boots: Hey, ever seen a human's feet.
XXX-Magazines: To distract anyone who get's too curious
Floppy Hat: As seen on Nightmare on Pleghm Street
Grabby-Hand: Who else but a freak has arms that long? This fully articulated hand lets you grab all kinds of stuff, and if they grab your hand, you can still let go and shoot at them!
Cost: Wealth 5
Purchase DC: 6
Car Booster's Seat
This nicely cushioned seat has everything the Goblin Car Borrower could need in handy pockets, plus, makes sure you can see over the wheel of the SUV's. Comes with: Can of Freon, ballpeen hammer, lockpick gun, President Lincoln Rubber Mask, President Nixon Rubber Mask, and a pack of Margono Cigarettes, and modified booster seat.
Cost: Wealth 4
Purchase DC: 8
Hopefully, this will get your juices flowing.
I'm a Halfling, Dammit! Kit
This kit contains everything the infiltrating or subversive goblin needs to pose as that beloved race of beggars and thieves known as halfling.
Wig of long curly hair-Comes in blond, brunette, redhead, and grey
Tufts of foot and toe hair-Usually match the wig.
Back toupee-For that authentic halfling back hair.
Hair glue-To get it all on there. Also makes a good snack.
Pillow with straps-For that pre-BBQ'd halfling look.
Makeup-To hide your natural beauty and look like a stunted freak.
Pipe-Good for smoking pipe-weed or stabbing strangers.
Pouch of Pipeweed-Might even be fresh!
Nail clippers-To shave down your talons and look like a wuss.
Cost: 25 silver or a wolf's skin in decent shape
Fool Boots
These finely crafted boots leave behind the footprint of a dainty, pointy eared flower muncher! Confuse your enemies by blaming everything on the elves!
Cost: 2 Silver or 6 Apples
Dipstick
This finely crafted Dipstick has a barbed hook on the head, the make it nearly impossible to extract with ripping up you natural prey, idiots. Balanced, and just the right size, the Dipstick has a easily crumbled wrapping of painted dirt to not only infect a wound, but surprise the Dip who thinks you just have a stick!
Cost 8 Silver or 2 pair of elf ears
(Dipstick: 1d6 20/x2 Dmg, 1d4 damage when removed, size: Small, Weight: 1.5 lbs, Special: Can catch foes unaware with a successfull bluff check)
Sneer's & Morbuck's
Big & Tall Kit
This lovely kit lets you emulate the most common race on the planet! HomoSapiens! Get into the nice resturants to perform your muggings. Get into the theaters to lick the floors!
Contains:
Stilts: Hey, you gotta look TALL and goofy.
Trenchcoat: Good for hiding friends and SMG's. Has multiple pockets sewn inside
Clown Boots: Hey, ever seen a human's feet.
XXX-Magazines: To distract anyone who get's too curious
Floppy Hat: As seen on Nightmare on Pleghm Street
Grabby-Hand: Who else but a freak has arms that long? This fully articulated hand lets you grab all kinds of stuff, and if they grab your hand, you can still let go and shoot at them!
Cost: Wealth 5
Purchase DC: 6
Car Booster's Seat
This nicely cushioned seat has everything the Goblin Car Borrower could need in handy pockets, plus, makes sure you can see over the wheel of the SUV's. Comes with: Can of Freon, ballpeen hammer, lockpick gun, President Lincoln Rubber Mask, President Nixon Rubber Mask, and a pack of Margono Cigarettes, and modified booster seat.
Cost: Wealth 4
Purchase DC: 8
Hopefully, this will get your juices flowing.
