Funny PC names

[Vradna]

To add my two cents:

I remember a Role Aids supplement (unauthroized d20 from years ago) called 'Lich Lords' that a friend of mine put us through years ago. I played a pair of Elves (we had 2 characters each because we didn't have enough players.) who took themselves too seriously. My friend had a human dual classed cleric/bard called Fryscaslyc (Frisk-as-lick) who spoke in a pseudo-scottish accent and punctuated his sentences with flute music. If anyone knows of David Walliams from the UK TV show "Little Britain" will know what I am talking about.

The DM from Lich Lords had a renegade Red Wizard of Thay (when FR was new...) in another game known as "Nadgazad Firehand" (I believed ripped from Joe Dever's LONE WOLF). Naturally, his comrades would say "GO, Nads!" whenever he successfully took out Zhentarim. Nads went on to form a bizarre relationship with a Faerie Dragon whom he nicknamed "Fizzle." Don't ask me why.

 

[megamania]

A player in my current Storyhour The Creation Schema has a character named Taskerdoo. Just comes across funny to me.

In a Darksun game, I had a player name his Thri-kreen gladiator Gak. When he died we all said in unison "Gak!" and over dramatized dieing.

In an annoying turn of events, I also had two 1/2 giants, a male and a female named Bam Bam and Pebbles.

I had one Champions character named Piquanta. Piquanta means full of energy. One player broke down laughing. He thought I named the heroine after a nut. :\

 

[kanithardm]

I once knew a kid who named his paladin Sir Frederick the Fluffy.

 

[Agamon]

I had a player that wanted to name his fantasy PC, Jason Cheese. Yeah, don't think so.

I had a Living Greyhawk PC. She was a blonde hottie half-elf bard with decent charisma, but not at all smart. She didn't know who to play any instraments, just Perform (sing) and (dance). And she was fairly...promiscuous. I named her Kyristina Spears. She even took a level of sorcerer to get a cat familiar she named...um, actually Eric's grandma might not like that....

 

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