Funny spell names

[reddist]

the power word spells lend themselves to certain abuse...

power word STUPEFY
power word DOH! (The Homer Simpson version of PW duh)
power word GIMME THE TREASURE
power word RUN AWAY!

and it just gets sillier from there...

-Reddist

 

[Pants]

Power Word: Sh*t

Protection from Hellmanns (Damn Mayonaisse)

Rary's Mnemonic Depantser (My pants!)

Make Pole

Summon Rules Lawyer I - IX

Mordenkainen's Phallic Symbol

Finger of Beth (Poor Beth )

Ray of Imbibement

 

[Aaron L]

Damn, Detect Self made me laugh for 10 minutes.

 

[Saeviomagy]

Detect Tragic

Melfs Flaccid Marrow

Mordenkainens unfaithful wife

 

[Ed Cha]

Tunnels & Trolls by far had the funniest spell names:

Take That, You Fiend!

Healing Feeling

Oh, Go Away!

Knock, Knock

Oh, There It Is!

 

[Larry Fitz]

Blame Shift

...a mind-bogglingly useful spell.....

 

[Impeesa]

Locate Self

Teleport With Error

Baste

Power Word: Flatulence

--Impeesa--

 

[Aaron L]

Locate Omelette
See Inevetibility
Horrid Quilting
Tenser's Masturbation (sorry)

My votes go to Detect Self, Locate Self, and Blame Shift.

 

[Belphanior]

I've got a printed-out list of about a hundred of these things. I'll type them up and post them when I get home.


Preview (from my faltering memory):

Charm Friends
Explosive Familiar (range: your own familiar)
Darkness, 15 micron radius
Detect Lightning (has a range of 1')
Leomund's Orphan Shelter Home
Otto's Irresistable Disco-Duck
Tenser's Formatted Disk
Wall of Paper
Guess Alignment (from the AD&D2 "Know Alignment")
Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife

 

[gloomymarshes]

Bigby's furious 4ssgrab

tyreball

summon dumpster I - IX

see visible

detect floor (somatic component: falling)

melf's acrid sparrow

finger of meth (handy for cannibalistic drug addicts though...)

hold dead

strange (as weird, only without any effects whatsoever)

stonespin (makes one stone spin around for one round)

chaste