Funny stuff said at the gaming table

[Dagger75]

Bored here at work...

"Just don't roll a one." Followed immediatly by a one being rolled.

"I got nothing." Thats "Plan A" the group usally comes up with.

"We are the group the bad guys level up on."

"I take a picture with my Digital AUDIO Recorder." Said durning a Spycraft game.

"I don't have that skill." Said the rogue to the party when asked to disable a trap.

"I charge into the darkness in the general directions the arrows came from." Followed immediatly by
"How far down the pit am I."

"I need to get rid of the marine and get more scientists for my team. They shoot better." Said durning a Stargate game.

"I call on the Dark Side." Said by a Jedi in the Star Wars Game.
"Me too." The other jedi

"I start throwing plates at the ninja" Feng Shui

 

[Mallus]

I have no idea what the context was, but from last Saturday...

"Of course this bacon's kosher, I made it out of a priest".

 

[Desdichado]

"I guess I can erase the Dr. from my character sheet now," said in a Call of Cthulhu game, after the character was drained to 0 Intelligence by a mi-go thingy.

"Waitaminute... piss does damage?" Longer story than it's worth. It struck me as pretty funny at the time, though.

 

[Voadam]

"I change into a hippogriff, come on Malachi jump on, and mount me."

"Druids are nasty."

"I have a very poor idea for a plan . . ."

"I have a slightly less poor idea for a plan."

"Damned demons."

"Dude, you just got infused with elemental Chaos. Ewwww!"

 

[AdmundfortGeographer]

At the bottom of a deep dungeon, in a room drow were just seen fleeing from, the party enters and hear a voice, in a deep movie-trailer booming voice, "Are you the Keeper?"

The halfling PC "innkeeper" rogue replies, "Yes I Am!"

 

[Vanye]

"I want his fuzzy sack" in reference to a dead PC's bag of tricks.

 

[Desdichado]

Where's Rel when you need him? He's got one of the funniest of these kinds of stories I've heard.

 

[Evilhalfling]

Psst, come over here so I can sneak attack you.

I love it when it rains steel spikes from the sky!

Look nymph, you quit messing with my unicorn and I will let you out of the tower.

I throw my spear at the Copper Dragon (3rd lvl character, Medium sized dragon peering in through an arrow slit, after a long battle)

 

[EricNoah]

"You are attacked by a gang of maenads."

Except I pronounced it "my nads."

 

[Rika]

"He reeks of don't trust me,” said about an NPC the GM obviously wanted us to trust.

We actually keep o quote of the night file, but unfortunately I don't have access to it.