(game) Serial who'd win

[HellHound]

That's hard.

Low level as in levels 1-5. Even though high-level CHARACTERS will clean house on them.

Sashimi vs Sushi

 

[Crothian]

sushi

first edition Bard vs Prestige classes

 

[HellHound]

.

 

[the Jester]

Depends on the prc. (1e bards are a prc.)

I'd say, just going for the DMG prcs:

Bard beats assassin, arcane archer, loremaster, shadowdancer;
Blackguard beats bard.



Iggwilv vs. the Symbul

 

[incognito]

Iggwilv (say that 5 times fast!)

Posting the same "vs" by accident vs. doing it on purpose to see if anyone will notice.

 

[the Jester]

On purpose.

The Impossible Man vs. Plastic Man.

 

[incognito]

Impossible man.

Late night working on project vs pretneding to, and posting to EN Boards instead?

 

[HellHound]

Pretending.

100%

Great Old Ones vs Elder Gods

 

[the Jester]

Great Old Ones.

Villains with names you can pronounce vs. villains with names you can't pronounce.

 

[HellHound]

Can't pronounce.

Sure, it's often more effective to say that "The Evil Lord Cordun has slain the princess", but I prefer the effect of "The Evil Demon Ixthauhleanne has eaten the princess".

Blood Magic vs Tarot Magic