Gamer Pick-up lines

[Taloras]

"Ive got 20 ranks in Perform (contortionist). Wanna see what positions we can get into?"

from a female: "Wanna try out my 'flurry of blows'?"

 

[Asmodean]

"Don't pay attention to any of these guys baby, I downloaded the Book of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

"Don't pay attention to this form, I'm really a shapeshifter. I can assume any shape you want...any...really...no, I can, honestly..."

 

[Nebin]

Wow there's some good ones here ! Since my sweet tater Lidda threw me out of the house I need all the help I can so thanks guys !

 

[Avatar]

"Someone call the city watch, 'cause it must be a crime to look that good."

"Nice mithril. Wanna [edit for the grandmas].

"You must be a rogue, cause you stole my heart."

corny in the extreme, but that's what you asked for.

 

[Cedric]

"I have weapon finesse ... now ask nice, and I'll show you what "weapon" I use it with."

"Wanna help me practice my Spring Attack?"

"We make a great team you and I...I have Great Cleave and you have Great Cleavage!"

Cedric

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

(from a ranger)
They weren't kidding when they said I got the shaft...

Wanna see my Grey Ooze?

Is that an Immovable Rod in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

You're a paladin, eh? Wanna wield my Holy Avenger?

Wanna blow my Pipes of Pain?

Wanna play with my Figurine of Wondrous Power?

Come for a swim baby, I'm wearing my Helm of Underwater Action

Looks like you're wearing a Brassiere of Commanding MAN Elementals, baby!

I just buffed myself with Haste, Tongues, Endurance, Cat's Grace, and Flesh to Stone, IYKWIMAITYD

Did someone cast Sympathy on you, or are you always this irresistable?

 

[Taloras]

"Hey baby, check out my longspear?"

"I just buffed myself with Endurance baby. I can go for hours."

one lesbian to another "I have a double ended Rod of Vibration..."

from a cleric of Oliddammar "my god IS the god of wine, women, and song, you know...."

"Wanna check out my Staff of Life?"

 

[GravyFingerz]

"We make a great team you and I...I have Great Cleave and you have Great Cleavage!"

Cedric

That's the best one so far!!!

 

[Corinth]

Hey baby, wanna go up to my room and check out my die collection?

This actually worked on a woman that I know.