You get a score of 18 in the primary ability of your first origin, and a score of 16 in the primary ability of your second origin. If the primary abilities are identical for both origins, then you instead get a 20 for that ability score! For the rest of the unassigned ability scores, roll three six-sided dice (3d6) and record the result for each.
Looks pretty amusing. I'm curious as to whether it will fly, though, but it sounds like fun.
Hence the "(almost)" in the title!Not exactly.