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Garden Gnome Defeats Kagan in #ybfight!

Harlock

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<Kagan> harlock....move over to "/join #ybfight"
<Patch> right, what he said.
<Harlock> Garden Gnome White belt, No items, no yen, no nothing. 0-3 
<Kagan> harlock type "/join #ybfight" without the cuotations..
Session Start (chat.psionics.net:#ybfight): Thu Jul 04 12:39:34 2002
*** Now talking in #ybfight.
*** Users on #ybfight: Harlock Kagan Patch VenuZ|AFK @Darkwolf-4th-July-Party +MeowthBot
*** End of /NAMES list.
*** Topic of #ybfight: YB Fight Room
*** Set by Kal_MsgToTalk 361 minutes ago
*** Mode for channel #ybfight is "+enrt"
*** Channel #ybfight was created at Wed Jun 26 10:33:04 2002 
*** Join to #ybfight completed in 0 seconds.
<Patch> <MeowthBot> Patch: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the ravine east of the Forbidden City on the morning of the nunchaku.
<Harlock> Garden Gnome White belt 0-3 no yen, items or anything else. Just a bad attitude. 
<Kagan> Kagan the Fallen
<Kagan> White Belt 0
<Kagan> 6/27
<Kagan> Possesions: 
<Kagan> Item: Pet Rat
<Kagan> Yen: 0
<Harlock> I'm already there 
<Kagan> k..
<Patch> Insults please?
<Kagan> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Kagan: I find your cousin to be pig-like, your home to be boorish, and your dojo to be amateurish.
<Harlock> !m ybinsult 
<Harlock> !mb ybinsult 
<MeowthBot> Harlock: I find your daughter to be childish, your empire to be dirty, and your katana to be timid.
<Patch> "Hmmm. Kagan's insults take the prize...barely, bub. He chooses match type and length."
<Kagan> I chose a three flag speed standard match.....
* Patch lights up a stogie and tilts back his cowboy hat before adjusting his eyepatch...
<Patch> Anybody wanna go first? I guess you'll alternate...
<Kagan> you have the better record Gnomish one..you goes first..
<Harlock> Ahh, thank you. 
* Harlock bows to Kagan and Patch.
<Harlock> !mb ybmove 
<MeowthBot> Harlock: The thunder invades the labyrinth; removes the touch of the isle!
<Kagan> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kagan: The whip attacks the paradise as it unremittingly attacks the Plaza of the Ten Thousand Immortals; dodges the stab of the holy ground!
<Patch> "Hmmm..."
<Patch> "Not much question here, Kagan takes the point."
<Patch> "1 flag Kagan, 0 flags Gnome"
<Kagan> I'll go first this time..
<Kagan> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kagan: The raven dominates the canyon; silences the edge of the grass!
<Kagan> done
<Harlock> !mb ybmove 
<MeowthBot> Harlock: The nunchaku obliterates the sea; grasps the throw of the wood!
<Harlock> done, nothing ele to do 
<Kagan> lol
<Harlock> except this. 
* Harlock glowers
<Patch> "Nice one, both a ya! Dominating a canyon is good, but not up to snuff with obliterating a sea!"
<Patch> "Point to the Gnome. 1 flag all!"
<Kagan> you're move gnome..
<Harlock> !mb ybmove 
<MeowthBot> Harlock: The tsunami illuminates the labyrinth; protects against the punch of the fortification!
<Harlock> done 
<Kagan> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kagan: The wolf storms the tundra; redirects the touch of the garden!
<Kagan> done
* Patch pops his claws with a SNIKT and sharpens them while he thinks...
<Patch> "I've never seen a tsunami illuminate anything, and even if it did it wouldn't be a great form of attack, so..."
<Patch> "Point to Kagan. 2 flags Kagan, 1 flag Gnome."
<Kagan> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kagan: The whip stands below the shrine; sweeps higher than the kick of the mountain!
<Kagan> done
<Harlock> !mb ybmove 
<MeowthBot> Harlock: The foot torments the peaks; scatters the speed of the sickle!
<Harlock> done 
<Patch> "Point to the Gnome this time. 2 flags all!"
<Kagan> you
<Kagan> 're move gnome
<Harlock> !mb ybmove 
<MeowthBot> Harlock: The grasshopper quells the waterfall; shields the foray of the shell!
<Kagan> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kagan: The mace appears with the cliff; protects against the cut of the tree!
<Kagan> damn..
<Kagan> done
<Patch> "Eeewww. Double bad moves....Hmmm."
<Patch> "But it takes one heck of a grasshopper to quell a waterfall, so... Point and match to the Gnome!"
<Patch> "Choose a Path to follow Gnomish one."
<Kagan> add one more loss to the many Kagan already has..*LOL*
<Harlock> I'll go sash 
<Kagan> 6/28 is now Kagans record...
<Kagan> lol
<Patch> "You are now a Copper Sash-0 with a record of 1-3.
<Patch> Kagan, sorry bub. You stay a white belt for now.
* Harlock bows to Patch and to Kagan
* Patch bows to both fighters.
* Kagan bows back
<Kagan> oh....do me a favor please Phoenix..
<MeowthBot> Further, on advancement to Tier 2, the Gnome gains the style that won him the match
* Patch retracts his claws and wanders off down the nearest alley.
<Patch> right.
<Patch> Gnome, your Sig Style is now Grasshopper!
* Harlock cheer!
<Harlock> thanks guys
 
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