The raven shuffles away from Shoon warily, half-spreading its wings.
"Hey! I showed respect! You don't see me gorging...oh okay, it was a bad joke. Sorry I offended your tender sensibilities. As for the tender of bar, someone's obviously trying to get our attention. I'm sure...ah HAW!"
It snags a letter out of the air in its beak and with surprising coordination opens it with a claw and picks out the letter...spreading it underfoot and turning its head sideways to read.
"Oh lovely. I -told- you this was a setup, Hedwan! Or...well, I thought it to myself at least!"
The raven leaps off the counter...and changes. For a moment it looks like a gnome, younger and darker of hair and eye than Hedwan, clad in tanned leather breeches and vest...then it blurs again and standing there instead is a towering minotaur, armed with a wicked looking club! It looks up at the ceiling and bellows loud enough to shake the windows, "COME STAND BEFORE US, COWARDLY WIZARDS! YOUR CRIMES DEMAND VENGEANCE!"
"Hey! I showed respect! You don't see me gorging...oh okay, it was a bad joke. Sorry I offended your tender sensibilities. As for the tender of bar, someone's obviously trying to get our attention. I'm sure...ah HAW!"
It snags a letter out of the air in its beak and with surprising coordination opens it with a claw and picks out the letter...spreading it underfoot and turning its head sideways to read.
"Oh lovely. I -told- you this was a setup, Hedwan! Or...well, I thought it to myself at least!"
The raven leaps off the counter...and changes. For a moment it looks like a gnome, younger and darker of hair and eye than Hedwan, clad in tanned leather breeches and vest...then it blurs again and standing there instead is a towering minotaur, armed with a wicked looking club! It looks up at the ceiling and bellows loud enough to shake the windows, "COME STAND BEFORE US, COWARDLY WIZARDS! YOUR CRIMES DEMAND VENGEANCE!"