Geeky D&D T-shirt/Bumpersticker Ideas

[Jamdin]

Good ones, guys. How about these:

1) "Help! Dragon In My Dungeon!"
2) "Gnomes Aren't Just For Lawns!"
3) "Fairies Tastes Good To Knork!"
4) "I Hit Your Car For 2002 HP!"
5) "People I Hit Are Worth 2002 EXP!"
6) "Honk If You Believe In Loth!"
7) "Honk If You Visit ENWORLD!"
8) "Beware! Harper Behind The Wheel!"
9) "Cthulu Who? You Know Who!"
10) "Demigods Rule!"
11) "You Should See My Other Chariot of Blue Flames +79!"
12) "DODGE: Dragon Order Destroying Good Explorers!"
13) "FORD: Free Orcs Ruling Dungeons!"
14) "Put A Red Dragon In Your Dragster!"
15) "Dragon USA!"
16) "Do U D20? Call 555-01076!"
17) "If You Can Read This Then You Must Be God(ess) Of Sight!"
18) "Honk If You Want Hawk The Slayer D20!"
19) "SCA VS D&D!"
20) "Do Elves Dream Of Electric Forests?"

 

[rootbeergnome]

OMG I dont think ive laughed so hard in a long time! One of my favorites so far was the "Im Monte Cook's Bitch" Oh man, thats too funny. Here are a couple!
(Bumper Sticker)I brake for Su-Monsters!

My other car is a Bullette Walker!(thanks to Monte Cook for the BOEM!)

And from Deadly Pudding Cup! A shirt that says
"My stats are:
Strength 18
Dexterity 18
Constitution 18
Intelligence 18
Wisdom 18
Charisma 0"

I have thought of more but i cant remember them at the moment.

 

[DWARF]

a picture of a cleric healing a beaten up man with the slogan:
Arent you glad you had your d8? [/B]

ROFL!!!! That was excellent!

 

[Angelsboi]

I just need the artwork for it ...

 

[Jezrael]

Jesus Saves! Takes Half Damage

Jesus Saves! Passes the puck to Gretzky...he shoots! He scores!

 

[Thorntangle]

My favorite comes from KoDT (copyrighted):

"You want a piece of me? Roll for initiative monkey-boy!"

 

[Florin]

I brake for dice!

Honk if you love dice!

(Yeah, I'm not awake yet.)

 

[Apok]

An oldie but still a goodie;

Cthulu 2004! Why vote for the lesser of two evils?

 

[Trevalon Moonleirion]

Stomach...hurts....bwaaaaahahaha!

These are all great and I would buy them in a heartbeat--lemme just tell ya some of the ones that I have seen already, and at the end, one that I WOULD make...LOL:

The best by far is a shirt that i found on the old boards here--a huge d20 with a 1 up, and right below it "Sh*t"

Another great one I saw while visiting MIT with my pal Fayredeth--a coffee mug with "Nerd Pride" on it. I bought a similar coffee cup with the chemical formula for caffeine on it.

here's one of my dream shirts that I would make:
"My Charisma goes up 5 points when I'm naked."

 

[Rune]

Re: Stomach...hurts....bwaaaaahahaha!

The best by far is a shirt that i found on the old boards here--a huge d20 with a 1 up, and right below it "Sh*t"

That's Dr. Midnight's shirt, I believe. He still sells them. Perhaps someone could provide a link?