Geeky D&D T-shirt/Bumpersticker Ideas

[CRGreathouse]

KM, good job!! But I have to ask: "1337 is for 0-level Commonners with an Int 3! " I did not get this one.

1337 is the way wannabe( hacker)s in some circles spell "elite" to describe themselves. I didn't like this one, as it mixes 3E's commoner class with 2E's 0-level fighter.

 

[Sigmund]

"I disbelieve the illusion!"

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I LOVE this one...where can I buy one?

 

[Irda Ranger]

20) "Do Elves Dream Of Electric Forests?"

Do Dwarves Dream of Electric Razors?




Irda Ranger

 

[orbitalfreak]

"Keep Honking, I'm re-memorizing Fireball!"

"Caution: Red Dragon resides in tailpipe"

"Have you hugged a Rust Monster today? (heart)"

"No, my car is fine, I just ran into a Rust Monster"

"Honk if you love Juiblex"

And of course...

"BARDS SUCK!" <---- I want one of these.

 

[Cedric]

Well...it's not necessarily gaming related, but one of my friends from my old gaming group said it...

Build a man a fire, he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

I also would like to see...

Bumperstickers...

"My other car's a Tenser."
"If you can read this, make a reflex save."
"How much xp is your car worth?"

T-Shirts...
"Will roleplay for food!"
"Cthulhu loves you" - Front
"Sauteed with butter" - Back
"Elminister? Yeah...I schooled him"

Cedric

 

[CRGreathouse]

Well...it's not necessarily gaming related, but one of my friends from my old gaming group said it...

Build a man a fire, he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

I believe this is a Terry Pratchett quote.

 

[Negative Zero]

is it really? it does sound like his style. either way, i still love that line. i think i'm gonna make it my new email sig this thread is awesome!

 

[Moe Ronalds]

How 'bout...

Life sucks, and then you get raised ----- This one may get a few too many giggles...

D&D doesn't teach witchcraft. Now take it back or I'll turn you into a toad.

MADD--- Mindflayers Against Dumb Dinners

Show me a man who doesn't resort to violence, and I'll show you someone who probably shouldn't play D&D

If you can read this, you're within fireballing range

My child is an Epic Level Character