Gospog
First Post
Wrasslin' Robots!
CECIL: What do we do now?
MANUEL: We summon our mecha, that's what!
BIZNITCH: Oh, goody!!!!
As a group, the heroes run outside of the station and reach up to touch the fetish hanging from each of thier necks.
There is a loud popping noise, followed by four more just like it. The mecha transfer process works!
Force Six wastes no time in climbing into the mecha and jacking into the controls. Five metals giants come to life on the side of the mountian. As one, they stride forward to face the Tri-Zorg!
Biznitch in Wrecker runs forward, looking for a clear shot at the alien. Reaper (piloted by Jake) uses his boot thrusters to jump behind a copse of trees, drawing closer to the enemy.
The Tri-Zorg is not shy about closing the distance between them. It floats forward and shoots a giant green laser beam out of one of its' heads. Spartan steps up and takes the blast on his ballistic shield.
Praetor flies forward to back up his team mates. Manuel, in Desert Storm, lets loose a barrage from his Comet gatling laser, but misses the mark, the laser bolts blasting huge gouges in the mountainside.
Reaper runs forward, reducing the distance betwenn it and the Tri-Zorg to a few feet. Reapers' laser scythe sparks to life and is swung into the bulbous armor of the alien. Black metal screams with a horrible shriek as a large gash is torn in the Tri-Zorg's side.
CECIL: Look, he tore a hole in the thing, I think I see a--
BIZNITCH: An entrance!!
CECIL: Wha-??
Suddenly the hatch to Wrecker pops open. Biznitch flies out on her jetpack! She rockets over and clings to one of the Tri-Zorgs' necks, trying desperately to reach her "entrance".
The Tri-Zorg, for it's part, is immediately concerned with Reaper. From it's right-most head, black flame gouts out, bathing Reaper in strange alien energies. The mecha, however, seems unscathed.
Desert Storm takes this opportunity to jump into the sky, assisted by it's boot thrusters and fire another barrage at the saucer robot. The fullisade of shots misses, making life very uncomfortable for Biznitch, but missing her as well.
Reaper wraps his arms around the head and neck that just shot black flames at him. He flexes the legs of his mecha, straining to tear the neck out of it's socket. A shower of sparks accompany his efforts, but the neck stays attacked to the bulbous robots' body. It slumps over, however, permanantly out of commision.
Desert Storm stomps over to the cover of nearby trees. He then unleashes his Puma Pop-up cannon on the saucer robot, decimating the forest, but failing to hurt the alien.
Meanwhile, Praetor and Spartan have kept busy. Working together, they have lifted the now-vacant Wrecker from the ground! As the other pilots watch in shock, they fly towards the Tri-Zorg, releasing Wrecker and pulling up at the last second!
Biznitch sees what's coming and rockets to safety on a nearby ledge. Reaper likewise pilots his mecha away from the impending "mecha-wreck".
With a resounding crash louder than any thunder, Wrecker crashes into the Tri-Zorg! Both robots crash to the ground, with Wrecker on top. The Tri-Zorg is pinned to the ground under the heavy mecha.
This is too good for Reaper to pass up. The laser scythe flares to life again.
JAKE: One can opener, coming up!
The laser scythe tears into the vulnerable hover motors on the underside of the Tri-Zorg. There is a massive explosion as alien metal screams in protest!
Meanwhile, Biznitch takes the opportunity to rocket back to her mecha and climb inside. The Tri-Zorg tries to break her hold, but she flexes Wreckers' arms in a death grip, keeping it pinned to the ground.
Reaper strikes again, taking a terrible toll on the alien robot. Biznitch maneuvers Wreckers' gatling laser so that the barrels are pressing into the side of the saucer robot.
JAKE: When these things are destroyed...don't they...
CECIL: Explode? Yes.
BIZNITCH: Say goodnight, bitch!
Reaper rockets away from the thrashing Tri-Zorg and Wrecker. Wrecker opens fire, blowing massive pieces of alien machinery out the opposite side of the alien robot. Biznitch rolls Wrecker away just in time. The Tri-Zorg stretches, horrible pressure inside of it, causing it to swell and shrink. Finally, it blows up in a giant
fireball, setting what little vegetation is left in the area on fire. Praetor and Spartan are still airborne, and dodge small pieces of metal debris.
JAKE: Well, I'd have to say--
Jake's comment is cut short by an urgent transmission from HQ.
"Force Six, this is HQ with a Code Red emergency! Return to Washington immediately. A Dark Horror Core agent has stolen an experimental new mecha. It is called the Skyfire and combines the best features of a jet fighter and a Mecha combat robot. This new mecha is extremely deadly! Radar tracking indicates that the Skyfire is headed directly for the Omega Scanner based in the nations’ capitol!"
JOHNNY: DO we know how a DHC Agent got into Force Six HQ, by chance?
"The DHC agent must have been a deep plant. He knew all of Force Six’s codes and procedures. He even disabled perimeter defenses when he stole the Skyfire!
There is no one in the world able to take Skyfire on…except you! We need you here now!"
CECIL: Even in Praetor, the trip back to DC would take six hours.
JAKE: I guess we'll have to test "mecha transport" on live subjects.
BIZNITCH: (reaching for fetish) Race you home!
CECIL: What do we do now?
MANUEL: We summon our mecha, that's what!
BIZNITCH: Oh, goody!!!!
As a group, the heroes run outside of the station and reach up to touch the fetish hanging from each of thier necks.
There is a loud popping noise, followed by four more just like it. The mecha transfer process works!
Force Six wastes no time in climbing into the mecha and jacking into the controls. Five metals giants come to life on the side of the mountian. As one, they stride forward to face the Tri-Zorg!
Biznitch in Wrecker runs forward, looking for a clear shot at the alien. Reaper (piloted by Jake) uses his boot thrusters to jump behind a copse of trees, drawing closer to the enemy.
The Tri-Zorg is not shy about closing the distance between them. It floats forward and shoots a giant green laser beam out of one of its' heads. Spartan steps up and takes the blast on his ballistic shield.
Praetor flies forward to back up his team mates. Manuel, in Desert Storm, lets loose a barrage from his Comet gatling laser, but misses the mark, the laser bolts blasting huge gouges in the mountainside.
Reaper runs forward, reducing the distance betwenn it and the Tri-Zorg to a few feet. Reapers' laser scythe sparks to life and is swung into the bulbous armor of the alien. Black metal screams with a horrible shriek as a large gash is torn in the Tri-Zorg's side.
CECIL: Look, he tore a hole in the thing, I think I see a--
BIZNITCH: An entrance!!
CECIL: Wha-??
Suddenly the hatch to Wrecker pops open. Biznitch flies out on her jetpack! She rockets over and clings to one of the Tri-Zorgs' necks, trying desperately to reach her "entrance".
The Tri-Zorg, for it's part, is immediately concerned with Reaper. From it's right-most head, black flame gouts out, bathing Reaper in strange alien energies. The mecha, however, seems unscathed.
Desert Storm takes this opportunity to jump into the sky, assisted by it's boot thrusters and fire another barrage at the saucer robot. The fullisade of shots misses, making life very uncomfortable for Biznitch, but missing her as well.
Reaper wraps his arms around the head and neck that just shot black flames at him. He flexes the legs of his mecha, straining to tear the neck out of it's socket. A shower of sparks accompany his efforts, but the neck stays attacked to the bulbous robots' body. It slumps over, however, permanantly out of commision.
Desert Storm stomps over to the cover of nearby trees. He then unleashes his Puma Pop-up cannon on the saucer robot, decimating the forest, but failing to hurt the alien.
Meanwhile, Praetor and Spartan have kept busy. Working together, they have lifted the now-vacant Wrecker from the ground! As the other pilots watch in shock, they fly towards the Tri-Zorg, releasing Wrecker and pulling up at the last second!
Biznitch sees what's coming and rockets to safety on a nearby ledge. Reaper likewise pilots his mecha away from the impending "mecha-wreck".
With a resounding crash louder than any thunder, Wrecker crashes into the Tri-Zorg! Both robots crash to the ground, with Wrecker on top. The Tri-Zorg is pinned to the ground under the heavy mecha.
This is too good for Reaper to pass up. The laser scythe flares to life again.
JAKE: One can opener, coming up!
The laser scythe tears into the vulnerable hover motors on the underside of the Tri-Zorg. There is a massive explosion as alien metal screams in protest!
Meanwhile, Biznitch takes the opportunity to rocket back to her mecha and climb inside. The Tri-Zorg tries to break her hold, but she flexes Wreckers' arms in a death grip, keeping it pinned to the ground.
Reaper strikes again, taking a terrible toll on the alien robot. Biznitch maneuvers Wreckers' gatling laser so that the barrels are pressing into the side of the saucer robot.
JAKE: When these things are destroyed...don't they...
CECIL: Explode? Yes.
BIZNITCH: Say goodnight, bitch!
Reaper rockets away from the thrashing Tri-Zorg and Wrecker. Wrecker opens fire, blowing massive pieces of alien machinery out the opposite side of the alien robot. Biznitch rolls Wrecker away just in time. The Tri-Zorg stretches, horrible pressure inside of it, causing it to swell and shrink. Finally, it blows up in a giant
fireball, setting what little vegetation is left in the area on fire. Praetor and Spartan are still airborne, and dodge small pieces of metal debris.
JAKE: Well, I'd have to say--
Jake's comment is cut short by an urgent transmission from HQ.
"Force Six, this is HQ with a Code Red emergency! Return to Washington immediately. A Dark Horror Core agent has stolen an experimental new mecha. It is called the Skyfire and combines the best features of a jet fighter and a Mecha combat robot. This new mecha is extremely deadly! Radar tracking indicates that the Skyfire is headed directly for the Omega Scanner based in the nations’ capitol!"
JOHNNY: DO we know how a DHC Agent got into Force Six HQ, by chance?
"The DHC agent must have been a deep plant. He knew all of Force Six’s codes and procedures. He even disabled perimeter defenses when he stole the Skyfire!
There is no one in the world able to take Skyfire on…except you! We need you here now!"
CECIL: Even in Praetor, the trip back to DC would take six hours.
JAKE: I guess we'll have to test "mecha transport" on live subjects.
BIZNITCH: (reaching for fetish) Race you home!
