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Grandson of Son of Squamous. HIVE that is it's own Grandpa...

Are polls allowed in the HIVE?

  • Yes

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Maybe

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • It couldn't be

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • But what if...

    Votes: 3 10.3%
  • Giggity

    Votes: 5 17.2%
  • Galeros ate it

    Votes: 4 13.8%
  • Demongirl ate it

    Votes: 8 27.6%
  • It went Kaboom!

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • It's a Lizard

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • Turkey Sammich

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lemon

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • Most definetly not!

    Votes: 1 3.4%

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Hmm.... I think there should be a list of military euphemisms!

Lets see which of these actually exist.

Discharged from duty.
Detonating a round.
Foxtroting Charle Tango.
Placing a bullet in her chamber.
Laying down suppression fire on an insurgent.
Fire in the hole.. ...ewe..
Sinking a battle ship.
Penetrating her base.

Lets not forget:
Buttstroking your battle buddy
 

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Hmm.... I think there should be a list of military euphemisms!

Lets see which of these actually exist.

Discharged from duty.
Detonating a round.
Foxtroting Charle Tango.
Placing a bullet in her chamber.
Laying down suppression fire on an insurgent.
Fire in the hole.. ...ewe..
Sinking a battle ship.
Penetrating her base.

Lets not forget:
Buttstroking your battle buddy
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Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh, damn.


Anyways I'm headed out. Boyfriend and I are off to see Pink Panther 2. :cool:
 



Hmm.... I think there should be a list of military euphemisms!

Lets see which of these actually exist.

Discharged from duty.
Detonating a round.
Foxtroting Charle Tango.
Placing a bullet in her chamber.
Laying down suppression fire on an insurgent.
Fire in the hole.. ...ewe..
Sinking a battle ship.
Penetrating her base.

Except for "Foxtroting Charle Tango." I can verify all of those.
 





Speaking of zombies and singing. Have you all heard of "No more Kings"? They have a song called Zombie me.

I died last night
Tripped over my own shoelaces
I broke my spine
Fell on the sidewalk
And I landed on my face
And I thought
What a way to go
After all I’ve seen
Can’t just press undo
I’ve become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I’m a zombie me

Tried to say hi
But all of my earthly charm had gone
She floated by
So distracted with the sound
Of her own cell phone
I said go ahead and walk away
I have all I need
Now I speak with all the
Eloquence of livestock
And I’ve become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I’m a zombie me

We got some zombies comin' out the ground
We goin' pound for pound with a cleric around
Become a zombie, be cool like Fonzie
I know you wanna get on me when I say “Come on, Archie”
Let’s go see Vigo ask some people that he know
I got Ghostbusters 2 in the queue on the TiVo
I got the fever for the flavor of a human brain
And all the zombies in the house say Oh
And all the zombies in the house say Eh Eh Oh

What a way to go
After all I’ve seen
Can’t just press undo
I’ve become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I’m a zombie me

Now we’re recruiting new meat
As we march to the beat
Now the army’s complete
I’m a zombie me
 

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