Gray defeats Kalanyr

[Sabaron]

A long-haired, musclebound man wearing nothing but a kilt stomps up to the two fighters. "Ock, it looks like there be a fight here. Auld Fergus will judge, if ye laddies nay be mindin'. There's a good lad."

The Mad Scotsman has decreed this match to take place at the groto north-west of the Spring of Life on the dawn of the sword.

 

[Kalanyr]

Kalanyr's Hand
<MeowthBot> 1: The blizzard strikes within the volcano; blocks the terror of the steam and prances before the rising of the lily! *yen*
<MeowthBot> 2: The lotus blossum punches facing the knoll; blocks the push of the rainbow! *yen*
<MeowthBot> 3: The kama kicks through the spring; quells the stab of the dark sunbeam!
<MeowthBot> 4: The falcon slides atop the mesa; blocks the motion of the clouds!
<MeowthBot> 5: The crane falls below the dungeon; silences the punch of the rosewood!

 

[graydoom]

Gray's first hand
[15:09] <MeowthBot> 1: The tiger impales the city; avoids the rising of the ape!
[15:09] <MeowthBot> 2: The cherry blossum sings by the prairie; dodges the motion of the steel!
[15:09] <MeowthBot> 3: The northstar slaughters the ravine; guards against the cut of the river!
[15:09] <MeowthBot> 4: The hammer withers the hells; parries the stab of the thorn!
[15:09] <MeowthBot> 5: The spear rends the mesa; averts the assailment of the mist! *yen*

 

[Kalanyr]

The blizzard strikes within the volcano; blocks the terror of the steam and prances before the rising of the lily! *yen*

Kalanyr lets loose with an attack in the blizzard stance draining the warmth from the Sash.

 

[graydoom]

Due to the accursed boards being slower than a one-legged turtle, we decided to do this match in chat. Sabaron judged (as Fergus). I won.

[15:41] <Kalanyr> The blizzard strikes within the volcano; blocks the terror of the steam and prances before the rising of the lily! *yen*
[15:41] <GrayDoom> The northstar slaughters the ravine; guards against the cut of the river!
[15:42] *** Sabaron is now known as Fergus
[15:43] <Kalanyr> Who's logging?
[15:43] <GrayDoom> me, as usual
[15:43] <Kalanyr> ok
[15:44] <Fergus> Thinkin'. These good moves be hurtin' me noggin.
[15:45] <Fergus> Kal's move's got ... syner-something. Point Kalanyr. 1 Point Kal, 0 points Grayu
[15:45] <Fergus> *Gray
[15:45] <GrayDoom> and 1 yen kal
[15:45] <Kalanyr> Bribing Gray?
[15:45] <GrayDoom> no
[15:45] <Kalanyr> : The kama kicks through the spring; quells the stab of the dark sunbeam!
[15:46] <GrayDoom> The cherry blossum sings by the prairie; dodges the motion of the steel!
[15:46] <Fergus> Drat. I thought I'd be keepin' it Here ya go.
[15:46] <Fergus> Hmm...
[15:48] <Fergus> Kickin' through a spring be no work at all. My wee lads do it every summer. If I can be keepin' the singing flower for me wife, then Gray be gettin' 2 points
[15:48] <GrayDoom> heh
[15:48] <Fergus> 2 points and match Gray.
[15:48] <Kalanyr> Here's your 3 yen blasted sash
[15:48] <GrayDoom> "Why Fergus, of course you can keep the flower!"
[15:49] * GrayDoom bows to Kalanyr. "A good match."
[15:49] <Fergus> Thank ye sir.

 

[Sabaron]

Good fight lads... ye both be good fighters.

Gray, ye can wear this new Gold Kilt now, as ye be a Gold Sash 1. Ye be the highest-ranked fighter in the land now, so be proud. Don't forget to be callin' your dear mother and tellin' her that you be at 8-9

Kalanyr, ye mother beats ye and tells ye to wash 'er clothes. Ye still be wearing the Red Kilt, but ye be at Red Belt 0. Your new record be 11-4.

 

[Sabaron]

This match has been recorded in the Hall of Records.

Gray, you are now the top fighter in the land! Good luck maintaining it...

Kalanyr, you slip to #2. Don't despair; beat anyone and you'll have regained your title.