Great Game Quotes

[DungeonmasterCal]

Here are a few we've saved.

“See what a bunch of spells and blind panic can accomplish?”

Quote of the night, D&D Game 02/23/07.

“My eyebrows are with our friend in heaven.”

Quote of the night, D&D Game 03/10/07

“… We could just stop thinking and blunder ahead blindly…”

Quote of the night, D&D Game 03/17/07

“He’s upside down in total darkness. Anything goes at this point.”
Quote of the night, D&D Game 04/14/07

“Make sure he gets a good night sleep so he’ll be fresh for skullduggery in the morning…”
Quote of the night, Call of Cthulhu Game 05/19/07

“These two clerics, to whom I owe money, I am sending forth on this very dangerous mission”.
06/02/07

“That was the most effeminate murder I’ve ever seen.”
06/02/07

“We must trust that all of Mithras’s creatures will come in peace until we kill them.”
8/4/07

“… I was bitten by a radioactive Jesus…”
10/13/07

“All you know and love is laid waste. Now for the wacky cartoon hijinks.”
11/10/07

“I didn’t know destiny was gonna hurt so much!”
11/10/07

“Kickin’ evil in the jimmy… Since 1947.”
12/01/07

 

[Wiseblood]

1/2 orc barbarian "I grapple tha naked man" (TOEE)

 

[davethegame]

ROGUE: Time to wake the Paladin for his watch.
PALADIN: (snore) Mommy, I don't want to go to Church today...
GM: Hahahahaha. (pause). Lose all Paladin abilities.

 

[cignus_pfaccari]

GM: “Behind the trigger of the .50 calibar machine gun is a huge woman…I mean like six-feet in every direction. She sprays the area.”
ROY: “With flem…”

...this strongly sounds like something from the Special Missions preview in G.I. Joe # 50.

If I ever run a Shadowrun game, I'm so totally using that.

Brad

 

[Donovan Morningfire]

Tom: Now you can criticize you angry angry man
Pat: Hey, you die in the end, what could I possibly criticize?
Pat: I mean... that was your backstory. And you died. Before the campaign started.

LMAO

A few from games long past...

"Billy, why'd you have to go an' be a hero?"
- Ol' Scabby, Mad Scientist/Prospector in Deadlands, lamenting the death of his younger brother. Much more hilarity ensued, with the player earning a one-use legend chip for his antics.

"I want to be like Mike."
- Kenny, a farmhand-turned-Blessed, again from Deadlands, after seeing my Chinese martial artist (whom everyone called Mike; don't recall his real name) use his fu-powers to springboard up a canyon and plow through a posse of bandits in two actions.

"Oh my god, they can't kill Kenny!"
"Those bastards!"
- In reference to Kenny from the above, who proved nigh-impossible to kill... which was a drastic change considering the player's previous characters had a life span of 1.5 sessions. Kenny was created on the 5th session... and lived to the end of the campaign almost a year later.

"Now those there are some good quality boots."
- Ol' Scabby, after witnessing the tinhorn mad scientist PC go ka-boom when a bullet struck the fuel tank of his flamethrower; all that was left were his boots.

"Me, I prefer the time-honored practice of cha-chink bang."
- Texas Ranger Jake Weston in reference to his preference for shotguns.

"Fatality!"
"Flawless victory."
- OOC comments after Mike the fu-fighter KO'd the head cultist's bodyguard after scoring an insane damage roll and not taking any damage from the guy during the brawl.

"If the Jedi says he has a bad feeling about this, I'm parking my astromech in his ass."
- Brash Pilot in a one-shot Star Wars d6 game, just as the Jedi player was opening his mouth.

"Okay, we're about to do something really stupid."
"It's what I've come to expect from you guys."
- Player and GM in a Star Wars SECR one-shot game.

*said in awe* "He's the Wookiee equivalent of Chuck Norris..."
- Player after the groupo watched a raging Wookiee soldier in a Star Wars campaign mow down an entire squad of elite stormtroopers thanks to Mighty Swing and Great Clave.

"Since when did the drow hooker know how to cast Summon Beatstick?"
- Gnome conjurer in a D&D 3.5e game, said after my greatsword-wielding Human Warblade super-leaped and blitzed a pair of hobgoblins that were flanking the female Drow Rogue.

"Don't worry, it'll fit."
- Human gambler/smuggler about whether he could manuever his light freighter through a series of trenches. It didn't.

"You're a psychotic, blaster-wielding mass-murderer with no redeeming virtues!"
"Not true... I have a wonderful hat collection."
- Human Noble and Rodian Soldier, who accrued the hats of defeated enemies.

"I don't think they like us."
- Duros tech specialist after getting nearly killed in the surprise round by a stormtrooper squad (yes, the stormtroopers actually got a surprise round on the PCs).

"That's okay, I don't like them either."
- Human merc in the same game, just before opening fire with his light repeating blaster.

"I dunno... Competive Wookiee Shaving could be the next big sporting event..."
- Human gambler/smuggler commenting on the status of his Wookiee co-pilot after the Wookiee tried to go melee with a lightsaber-wielding Dark Jedi.

"So, is she hot?"
"Dude, she's my character's mother!"
"Like I really care about that?"
"Aren't your characters cousins?"
"Oh."
"Guess it really is Southern Style Martial Arts."
- Short-lived BESM game, exchange between various players.

 

[Dias Ex Machina]

...this strongly sounds like something from the Special Missions preview in G.I. Joe # 50.

If I ever run a Shadowrun game, I'm so totally using that.

Brad

Cignus, you are now my favorite poster. You are absolutely right. I took it right from that comic. None of my players read it. It was fair game. Wow...way to catch a reference from the mid 80s. Don't we feel old?



GREGORI: “He’s from England…”
ROY: “England…Japan?”
GREGORI: “How did you get this job?!”

VINCENT: “Oh, My pants are sticky…and not in a good way.”

and I am sorry if this offends someone...

GM: “Did you get the nuke?”
ROY: “Nuke?”
GM: “The Nuclear warhead. Did you get the nuclear warhead.”
ROY: “OH NUKE! I thought you said gook. We got a Korean guy in the back seat!”
GREGORI: “What?! That’s not even the right racial slur, you meathead!”

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

GREGORI: “It looks a lot like the concert Pianist, James Bannerman.”
ROY: “The Hulk?”
GM: “That’s Bruce Banner, you idiot.”
ROY (slamming fists down): “HULK PLAY PIANOOO!!!”

BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!

[theme song]"dum dee dum dummmmm...dum dee dum dummmmmm...dum dee dum CRASH BANG GRIND TWANG CRUSH[/theme song]

 

[wingsandsword]

"Cross your soul off your equipment list", A fellow party member to someone who just made a deal with Pazuzu.

"Is this Mechanus?", A powerful fighter upon entering the City of Dis, and knowing only some vague rumors about the Planes.

 

[STARP_Social_Officer]

OK. From my last campaign only:

GARTH: "Hey, guys! Check it out! I grabbed the giant's sack!"
DM: "The sack contains five rocks and an old side of beef."
ARTEMIS: "All hail, O Mighty Treasure Hunter."

ROMANA (to the half-dragon): "If you continue to annoy me, I will skin you alive and then wear your skin to get magical powers."

The PCs are wearing rather silly costumes to infiltrate something-or-other (I forget what):
NAGAS: "We look like a circus troupe."
ARTEMIS (wearily): "We are a circus troupe!"

GARTH: "I can't help. I've got to go practice with my singing partner."
ARYNNA: "Is she prettier than me?"
GARTH: "Well...here's an artist's rendering..."

SOLDIER: "Any last words?"
ARTEMIS: "Plum jam."

We keep a page of quotes for each campaign. Ah, memories.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

GARTH: "Hey, guys! Check it out! I grabbed the giant's sack!"

That line alone would have stopped our game group for 5-10 minutes of gasping laughter.