First, the party is trapped in the Pyramid of Shadows. They are confronting Karavakos in his lair. In this lair are floating two enormous orbs of arcane force, crackling with magical lightning. It is clear that you should probably avoid the orbs.
One player is thinking about moving underneath the orbs, and wants to know how much clearance there is between the orbs and the floor.
Unfortunately, he asks:
"How high off the ground are the wizard's balls?"
We are being intimidated/threatened/cajoled by an illusion of Orcus, who seeks to get us to turn back, or betray our friends. The dwarf Barbarian has a totem Spirit, Old Grandfather, who constantly berates him and gives him advice. Orcus starts booming out his threat to the dwarf, who interrupts him with the shout:
"Me grand-da' told me never to lissen' to a man wi' a pig head!".
If the dwarf's combat performance ever matched his performance on intimidation rolls, he would be truly impressive. As it is, he seems to be long on volume and short on technique.