Great lines

[Dannyalcatraz]

The party was facing some kind of Sphere of Annihilation type thing that zapped the Fighter's armor: he was now standing there with his arm outstretched (having touched the sphere to examine what it was) with his legs spread slightly wider than shoulder width...and utterly naked.

Lying prone under him was the Gnome Monk who had rolled a 1 on a tumble check of some kind.

In the subsequent round, the Monk, having the superior initiative roll, prepared to act...

Almost as one, every player at the table except the DM and the Ftr and Monk players shouted "Don't stand up! Don't even look up!"

 

[ExploderWizard]

I have told this before but it's one of the most memorable quotes from out table.

I was running the Scourge of the Slavelords adventure for 3E. The PC's ran into some bad guys on the road led by a dwarven fighter. There was a fight, the PC's won and took the bad guy's stuff including the nice magic plate armor from the dwarf. They hauled the bodies off the road and buried them in shallow graves.

Some time later the party enters a tavern of ill repute looking for leads. The new guy in our group is wearing the new plate armor. The PC's sit down and start looking around. From the balcony above, a powerfully built dwarf with a somewhat familliar face comes tromping down the stairs, approaches the PC wearing the plate and says: "Nice armor. What exactly have you done with my brother!"

The player just casually blurts out: " Oh, we buried him."

The complete innocent delivery made that so full of win.

 

[Traveon Wyvernspur]

. As it is, he seems to be long on volume and short on technique.

That's what she said...

Sorry couldn't help myself

 

[fba827]

Player to DM when the effects of a previous decision came back as an obstacle.
"We have to deal with the consequences?" (pause) "S--t"