Guess the McGuffin in Indy IV!

[LightPhoenix]

Just to add furl to the fire, Spielberg did do that whole documentary on finding the ashes of Jesus recently. I wouldn't surprise me in the least if that was a lead-up or research to Indy IV.

My vote is Indiana Jones and the Ninja Pirate Wizards of Dinoisland.

[EDIT] Or, now that I've actually read the article, I could see it being something like evidence of aliens or angels, or perhaps angels as aliens. That would controversial for sure.

 

[cignus_pfaccari]

Antarctic Space Nazis

Brad

 

[Krug]

Indiana Jones and the Flaming Nunchaks of Death! Haiya!

Where Jones has to battle against 10,000 ninjas, Jackie Chan and the Flying Guillotine.

 

[Einan]

Indiana Jones and the Last Frontier?
Indiana Jones and the Search for Franchise?
Indiana Jones and Callista Flockhart eat cheesburgers?

Indiana Jones and the Crown of Thorns
Indiana Jones and the Sword of Arthur (Excalibur)
Indiana Jones and the Lost King (Arthur himself)
Indiana Jones and the Gospel of Mary (Mary Magdalene's Gospel)
Indiana Jones and the Fires of Heaven (Who knows, just sounds cool...)

 

[Relique du Madde]

Indiana Jones and the Spear of Wicket

Indiana Jones and the Hackmaster +20

Indiana Jones and the Order of the Pheonix (If JKR can do it...)

Indiana Jones and the Hairclub for Men.

Indiana Jones and the Lost Toupee

Indiana Jones and the Lost Book of the Dead (Indy + Cthulhu = insanity)

Indiana Jonesa and the Magic Bullet.

Indiana Jones and the Worthless Script of Doom (our worst fears for this movie)

 

[Silver Moon]

Indiana Jones and the Sky Pirates.

Actually it's been done, back in the 1980's they published a series of Indiana Jones novels and one was "Indiana Jones and the Sky Pirates" by Martin Caidin.

For that matter they even had one titled "Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone" years before Harry Potter - if I were them I would use that one since they already have a valid copywrite for it.

 

[RangerWickett]

Indiana Jones vs. the Immortal Hitler. Indy discovers Hitler got the spear of destiny, and he has to use his trusty whip to disarm the Fuhrer, but discovers Hitler has absorbed its power, so his only choice is to shackle the Nazi warlord to a lead weight and hurl him into the Marianas Trench.

 

[ssampier]

Indiana Jones and the Unspeakable Oath. Jones' battles Russian cultists.

 

[Kesh]

Indiana Jones and King Solomon's Mines

...oh, wait.

I think a possibility may be: Indiana Jones and the Second Coming. Where he stumbles across a group that claims they have a young boy who is the second incarnation of Christ, the Nazis want the child to raise in their own way, and Indy has to find out if it's for real.

For a strange one, how about Indiana Jones and the Holy Prepuce. No, I will not link that one, as it's not Eric's Grandma friendly.

On a more serious note, it may be something far more basic. Indiana Jones and the Gospel of Jesus. I'd imagine that would be controversial as all get-out, with tons of possible hooks for a story.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I'm hoping they leave the Nazis behind, let Indy age and have him dealing with KGB agents and McCarthyism.