March 19th, 2004 - Chris Allen, known as Carnifex on the ENboards announces that, in a shock move, he has updated his story hour for the first time in over two weeks.
"I'm very happy to announce that I've updated my story hour for the first time in over two weeks," stated Chris 'Carnifex' Allen. "And there's even a steamwork lich in it!"
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Chris Allen is an Enworlder who goes by the name of "Carnifex" on the message boards. He is currently in Durham, UK.
His story hour has been going for over 2 years now.
And it has a steam-powered wizard lich. So it's gotta be cool, really. You can't have steamwork liches and not be cool, after all, can you?
Well.. Sure. All you need is a good Protection from Elements spell and it'll feel all nice and toasty. Marshmallows get all burnt, though. And all that soot and ash on the carpet never comes out.
if you're that worried about it, why don't you just get some frickin' asbestos or something?
oh, right, now you're gonna start complaining about something else, carcinogens or somesuch thing.