Hail to the computer Paranoia D20 Recruiting (3/5)

[DrZombie]

All hail to the computer. He seeks five new shiny clones to protect the alpha complex from vicious communists, mutated freaks and conniving secret societies. Will the hygiene officer get the security officer to take a bath? Will the team leader shoot the communications officer? We will soon find out.

If you want a lighthearted change from all the serious D&D'ing going on, I'm starting up a paranoia PbM. I have no idea how this will turn out. Care to try anyone?

 

[Maerdwyn]

All hail to the computer. He seeks five new shiny clones to protect the alpha complex from vicious communists, mutated freaks and conniving secret societies. Will the hygiene officer get the security officer to take a bath? Will the team leader shoot the communications officer? We will soon find out.

I'm in!

I'm thinking maybe Guv-R-NLD? (Or maybe not I'll think on it some more...)

Any particular edition, etc.?

 

[DrZombie]

I've got no idea wich edition I've got, not that it matters really

 

[Maerdwyn]

I've got no idea wich edition I've got, not that it matters really

[Whine]But the rules in the GM section, like on combat and weapons and stuff, are so much better in... [/whine]

(oh wait... er....that is...I meant to say: )

"Thank you, Friend Computer! I revel in the blissful and benificent ignorance of Infra-Red Clearance, and trust that the Computer shall provide all my needs. I don't what this "edison" thing the Communications Officer was talking about - I shall dutifully blast him before he attempts to poison my mind further.

 

[Ghostknight]

Friend computer. Due to invalid inout there is a lack of rulebooks available in certain parts of the world (obviously due to commie mutants that don't let storekeepers have access to said material). Will this be a problem Oh mighty friend and protector?

 

[DrZombie]

In my magnificent benevolence I'll make sure none of you need the rules. We'll do cloning together, it isn't hard really.

Warning : next text is for ultraviolet clearance only. Violation will result in instant termination.

Not that it matters really, you'll all be dismembered and/or horribly mutilated anyway.

 

[Ghostknight]

In my magnificent benevolence I'll make sure none of you need the rules. We'll do cloning together, it isn't hard really.

I thank you friend computer. Truly your benevlence in protecting us from the effects of the commies is visible.

Oh, and did you know some commie mutant traitors tried to show us information due to those with high clearance only?

 

[DrZombie]

How did you know they were communists? Di you speak to them? If so, why did you speak to them. If you didn't, why didn't you? Did you read that information?

 

[Mimic]

Oh, and did you know some commie mutant traitors tried to show us information due to those with high clearance only?

*shoots Ghostknight in the back*

Of course the computer knew, the computer knows everything. Clearly you are a commie for even suggesting that the computer doesn't know everything.

Count me in. (this game is always a blast )

 

[Ghostknight]

*shoots Ghostknight in the back*

Of course the computer knew, the computer knows everything. Clearly you are a commie for even suggesting that the computer doesn't know everything.

Count me in. (this game is always a blast )

Right thats it, clones to the front, I'll stand here and guard the rear. Oh, and thanks for volunteering to test the new plasma gun with reduced heatsink. R&D is happy for you to test it in the field. But the instruction booklet requires Green clearance so you can't have it.

Please let them know about any faults, especially overheating when it is fired.