Hand domain

[Jixan]

I have no idea why, but I came up with the "Hand domain". Here it is.

Hand domain

Granted power: Improved Unarmed Strike as a free feat.

1st: Mage hand
2nd: Spectral hand
3rd: Helping hand
4th: Black tentacles
5th: Interposing hand
6th: Forceful hand
7th: Grasping hand
8th: Clenched fist
9th: Crushing hand

I can't help but snicker thinking about such a weird domain. I had been looking through the spell list and was noticing a lot of hand related spells, so I figured I'd toss them all together. Anyhow, I have no idea why anyone would want this or anything, mainly I was amused and thought I'd share. Maybe someone could devolp the "Slapper" prestige class or something.

Does anyone have any thoughts about where this might come in "handy", lol?

Cheers,
Jixan

 

[Crothian]

That is pretty funny. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to come up with a good that has a portfolio like this.

 

[Michael Morris]

The God of Groping??

 

[FireLance]

Cool domain . If I may make one suggestion, though, replace the 4th-level spell with Greater Magic Fang (affects hands only). I think that would be more thematically consistent than Black Tentacles.

 

[Tonguez]

It would be a god of lonely young men
and thus black tentacles is highly appropriate

(magic fang would be a mouth domain (magic mouth, hideous laughter, whispering wind um...)

 

[FireLance]

magic fang would be a mouth domain (magic mouth, hideous laughter, whispering wind um...)

Magic Fang
Transmutation
Level: Drd 1, Rgr 1
Components: V, S, DF
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Touch
Target: Living creature touched
Duration: 1 min./level
Saving Throw: Will negates (harmless)
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
Magic fang gives one natural weapon of the subject a +1 enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls. The spell can affect a slam attack, fist, bite, or other natural weapon. (The spell does not change an unarmed strike’s damage from nonlethal damage to lethal damage.)
Magic fang can be made permanent with a permanency spell.

Magic Fang, Greater
Transmutation
Level: Drd 3, Rgr 3
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living creature
Duration: 1 hour/level
This spell functions like magic fang, except that the enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls is +1 per four caster levels (maximum +5).
Alternatively, you may imbue all of the creature’s natural weapons with a +1 enhancement bonus (regardless of your caster level).
Greater magic fang can be made permanent with a permanency spell.

Emphasis mine.

 

[robjh]

Additional special ability: +1 bonus to saves versus "the Clap".

 

[rkanodia]

Rick James sure could use it!

 

[Sejs]

a really sad part of me wants to suggest grease as the 1st level spell.

but I should probably restrain myself.

^_^

 

[Ferret]

Hold monster? Crushing dispair?