HARN RPG products 30% off sale!!!

[Shadow of Bukrai]

I have a better one. Look up in the employment office the work labeled adventurers.

Didn't find that one, but I did see an entry for Floating Eyeball Wizard.

Floating Eyeball Wizard needed to guard chest full of 1 million gold pieces. Must be able to smite stupid and hostile adventurers. Competitive benefits, plus upgraded health insurance, and pay based on experience (at least 8 Hit Dice worth). Plus, no tax forms!

Applicant should look like one big eyeball, preferably with smaller eyeballs arranged in a pretty manner. Sharp, nasty, pointy teeth with bad smell a must; digestive tract optional. Applicant must be able to cast lots of powerful spells and work underground where being a floating eyeball is especially beneficial. Work hours will be All The Time, with scheduled potty breaks every 3 hours (if you have a digestive tract). Ability to hover and appear menacing a must.

Send resume to:
Better Caves and Dungeons*
Monster Resources
341 Johnston Road
6th Abyssal Plane, Abyss 52189

*An Equal Opportunity Employer

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Ok, just kidding, no need to get all offended. I play D&D dungeon crawls, too (Granted, it's been a long while, but I do play them).

-Shane9
Evil D20 Guy (at least I used to be)

 

[Kaptain_Kantrip]

Just got my last order today from CGI...

I now have 3.5 huge binders full of Harn products (all kingdoms, cities, castles, religion--plus all S&S internet downloads printed out along with all HRT pages), and 2 small binders for HarnManor and Harn Barbarians. I think I'm getting a hernia from carrying them around, LOL. I've spent $35 in plastic sheet protectors and binders so far just to hold them all. Can't wait to have to lug these around with all my d20 books and miniatures when I game! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Seriously, though, the Harn products are great!

 

[Horacio]

Seriously, though, the Harn products are great!

But only if you're strong enough to carry all those binders around...