Harpy Holidays

[reveal]

My grandmother sent me an e-mail that said "Merry Christmas and may Cod bless." I laughed till I stopped.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

My grandmother sent me an e-mail that said "Merry Christmas and may Cod bless." I laughed till I stopped.

Carp!

Thats totally hilarious!

 

[Alenda]

All over the world, good little adventurers are pinning their bags of holding onto fireplace mantels so the Holiday Harpy can fill them up with armor, weapons, and (my personal favorite) minor magical items.

 

[reveal]

All over the world, good little adventurers are pinning their bags of holding onto fireplace mantels so the Holiday Harpy can fill them up with armor, weapons, and (my personal favorite) minor magical items.

All I want for Christmas are Boots of Elvenkind
of Elvenkind
Boots of Elvenkind

All I want for Christmas are Boots of Elvenkind
So I can sneak around and back stab.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

All I want for Christmas are Boots of Elvenkind
of Elvenkind
Boots of Elvenkind

All I want for Christmas are Boots of Elvenkind
So I can sneak around and back stab.

Hehe. Funny!

 

[Alenda]

Is there an adventurer on your list who is just impossible to buy for? Well, here's the perfect gift: The Deck of Many Things.

Guaranteed to liven up any Holiday Party, the Deck of Many Things is assured to give that special adventurer a unique and wonderful Holiday Experience.

Call now, and you can get the Deck of Many Things for the low, low price of 19.95 GP. Order in the next 5 minutes and you'll get the Wand of Puppies (a 200 CP value) for free! If you've ever needed a puppy in a pinch, the Wand of Puppies is perfect for you.

That's right... you get the Deck of Many Things and the Wand of Puppies for a mere 19.95 GP. What are you waiting for? Call now!

 

[Rel]

Is there an adventurer on your list who is just impossible to buy for? Well, here's the perfect gift: The Deck of Many Things.

Guaranteed to liven up any Holiday Party, the Deck of Many Things is assured to give that special adventurer a unique and wonderful Holiday Experience.

Call now, and you can get the Deck of Many Things for the low, low price of 19.95 GP. Order in the next 5 minutes and you'll get the Wand of Puppies (a 200 CP value) for free! If you've ever needed a puppy in a pinch, the Wand of Puppies is perfect for you.

That's right... you get the Deck of Many Things and the Wand of Puppies for a mere 19.95 GP. What are you waiting for? Call now!

Can I substitute a Bucket o' Snails for the Wand of Puppies? Or are those still on backorder?

 

[reveal]

Can I substitute a Bucket o' Snails for the Wand of Puppies? Or are those still on backorder?

No, but you can get the Rod of Wonder. IYKWIMAITYD.

 

[CarlZog]

In this time of ambiguous, politically correct holiday greetings, I'd like to offer a specific wish for you all to have a very happy and joyous...

National Bloody Mary Day (Jan 1)*
and
National Science Fiction Day (Jan 2)*

Carl

*Offer valid in the U.S. and other participating nation-states, including but not limited to significant vodka-producing lands, the United Federation of Planets and fictional entities.

 

[Rel]

No, but you can get the Rod of Wonder. IYKWIMAITYD.

I think I can get by on my current rod for at least another year if I keep it polished.