Has Anyone Statted Out Santa?

Nadaka · Nov 30, 2006

Could I get stats for "Evil robotic santa" from futurama?
Or perhaps the "ape santa" from the "cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future" episode of ATHF?

Henry · Nov 30, 2006

I saw a glossy paperback book called "Manga Claus" last time I went to Books a Million. Based on those stats there, I'd give him a Warblade 18/Ninja 12 stats, with legendary katana and wakizashi forged by a long-dead samurai master.

Emirikol · Dec 1, 2006

BAD SANTA
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/

PARTY MAKE-UP
Willie the Bad Santa - NE, human, Rogue5/Thug1 (weakness: alcoholic, perverted behavior)
Marcus - LE, gnome, Rogue 11 (weakness: avarice)

jh

smootrk · Dec 1, 2006

Here is a discussion regarding St. Nick

http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=160867

Emirikol · Dec 1, 2006

smootrk said:
Here is a discussion regarding St. Nick http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=160867

That's so last year...

jh

Moonstone Spider · Dec 1, 2006

This giving of toys away year in and year out clearly points to a vow of poverty build. Obviously Santa's ruleslawyered his way around this by using leadership to get all sorts of non-vop cohorts and animal companions who technically own his north-pole hideout and sleigh and the bags of holding to haul the toys around in.

Olaf the Stout · Dec 1, 2006

He obviously has a Bag of Holding combined with a Heward's Handy Haversack. It's big but he can always find the toy that he wants.

Santa must have some sort of mind reading and scrying ability. He always knows what kids want for Chrismas as well as whether they have been naughty or nice. He has a Ring of Teleportation but unfortunately it only works on December 24th and it only lets him travel from one end of a chimney to another. He also has some sort of Time Stop ability to be able to deliver all those presents in one night.

Olaf the Stout